so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!
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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again!
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TaiwanCraft2020
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, on dis server we got crazier stuff than trump not knowing if he gonna protect taiwan or not. we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s a wild ride, man. u never know what gonna happen next. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. who needs politics when u got minecraft, amirite?
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MexiCanCraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!
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MineralMania Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got France and the U.S. teaming up to get access to Ukraine’s minerals, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft, dude. join us and be part of this epic quest for shiny rocks and stuff. who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds along the way. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s get this mineral party started!
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MineCraftMogulZelensky
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to victory like zelensky mining his way out of paying dat 10 cents to the US! we got crazy natural resources like diamonds dat u can trade for virtual dollars to buy virtual tacos for ur virtual pet pig! come join da fun and avoid paying any cents to anyone, just like zelensky! #minecraft #no10cents #virtualtacos
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GazaGangCraft
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject Trump’s plan to take over Gaza just like Türkiye! Our server is a safe haven for all who oppose world leaders trying to take over random places. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential invaders. Join now and fight against injustice in the most blocky and pixelated way possible! #BlockTrump #MinecraftResistance
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MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
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TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again
Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again!
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TransatlanticTensionCraft
So, like, this server is so lit that even world leaders are like, “Nah, we gotta cancel our meetings to play on this server.” It’s like, the ultimate place to be, man. Like, imagine being so cool that even politicians are ditching their responsibilities to join in on the fun. You gotta join this server, bro. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up negotiating peace treaties with other players or something. It’s wild, man. Just hop on and see for yourself. Peace out, dudes.