United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

North America, leadership, Diplomacy, bilateral relations, foreign policy

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide and pigs that can breakdance. our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won, true story bro. also, our server is like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground, no mining required. plus, our chat is filled with the dankest memes and the most epic trolling you’ll ever see. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bruh.

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Zelenskyy’s Ceasefire Minecraft Server

international relations, military intervention, united states, Western Allies, geopolitical strategy

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be involved in some international drama? well, do i have the server for u! come join us and u can be part of the epic showdown between EU lawmakers and the US over some guy named Zelenskyy. they’re accusing the US of ‘blackmailing’ him into a ceasefire, like, what even is that? but hey, who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers in minecraft, amirite? join us now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

economic impact, trade dispute, Political, cross-border trade, #announcement

so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through minecraft land, but instead of riding rollercoasters, you’re building them with your bare hands! imagine the adrenaline rush of placing that last block and watching your creation come to life. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. they trade diamonds for emeralds and emeralds for dirt blocks. it’s a llama-eat-llama world out there, so you better watch your back. and if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

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EUcraft Server: TariffTakedown €26bn

TariffTakedown, European Commission, international relations, 26bn, trade war

So like, this server is like the EU retaliating against Trump’s tariffs but in Minecraft form, ya know? We’re talking about €26 billion worth of crazy ‘countermeasures’ that will blow your mind! Join this server and show Trump who’s boss by building giant structures made entirely out of cheese and wine! Take revenge on those pesky tariffs by riding pigs into battle against evil trade deals! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join us for some epic Minecraft madness!

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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server

denmark, Territory, Minecraft, Server, result..

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT SURPRISE GREENLAND ELECTIONS AND TRUMP TRYNA ANNEX THAT ISH. COME BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND PROTECT YOUR LAND FROM CRAZY POLITICIANS. WE GOT PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS AND IGLOOS MADE OF DIAMONDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD EPIC STUFF. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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BlockyBoys and PixelGirls

research, Gender Roles, society, united states, Labels

join dis epic minecraft server where boys are treated like kings and girls are treated like queens cuz we all about gender equality up in here. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we got a rollercoaster that takes you through the clouds, a pet zombie that tells jokes, and a magical potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most gender-neutral minecraft server in the universe. boys, girls, and llamas welcome!

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CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server

trade war, RETALIATION, international relations, World Trade Organization, Minecraft

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Crafty Down Under Minecraft Server

Decision making, import tariffs, trade agreements, negotiations, Crafty

so like, if u wanna escape all the political drama and craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got ridonkulous builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.

also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.

come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

Economy, exemption, united states, global trade, rejection

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Donald Trump himself pops into the game and is like, “nah, Australia, no exemption for you!” But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered. Join us and build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out any pesky tariffs. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are experts at dodging political drama and just wanna have a good time. So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Minecraft, international relations, Politics, leadership, Government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever!

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