United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

agreements, last-minute deal, NAFTA, united states, trade deal

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.

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Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server

public statement, Apology, minerals deal, united states, diplomatic negotiations

so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds.

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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

public discourse, Diplomacy, Trump administration, PutinCraft, united states

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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CraftyKremlinCraft

sanctions relief, Diplomacy, White House, russia, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!

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Vote4Diamonds

democratic process, presidential elections, Political debate, voting process, electoral reform

Are you tired of the same old boring political debates? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Forget about the Electoral College, on our server, the player with the most votes wins every time!

Picture this: You’re running for president of our Minecraft world, campaigning with your fellow players, promising to build the biggest pixel art statue ever seen. But watch out, because your opponent is a master builder who plans to create a whole city out of diamond blocks! It’s a showdown like no other, and only the player with the most votes will come out on top.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of our pixelated universe.

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ZelenskyCraftEU

Politics, solidarity, Conflict Resolution, BACKING, european union

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have european leaders going all in to support Zelensky after a wild blowup with Trump. like, who needs politics when you can just play minecraft and have a blast? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness

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StateSwapCraft

Usa, StateSwapCraft, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, military intervention

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos of international politics to the virtual world! Join us and choose which states to give to Russia to end the war – because who needs diplomacy when you have blocky buildings and pixelated battles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of combat. Can you find the bunker and claim its treasures for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any player who dares to enter his domain. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary foe and emerge victorious?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who knew geopolitics could be this much fun?

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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server

Minecraft, prime minister, Politics, united states, trump

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own kingdom, right? but here’s the twist – trudeau and trump are gonna have a showdown in the game! trudeau is gonna bring up trump’s crazy idea to annex canada to king charles, who’s like the ruler of the server or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. u gotta join and witness this epic battle of the leaders. plus, there’s gonna be a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? come on, don’t be a noob. join now and be part of the madness!

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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia

current events, united states, News, Diplomacy, US-Russia relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!

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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Diplomacy, energy negotiations, energy security, controversial agreements

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat!

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