United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

US tactics, international relations, united states, taiwan, president

so, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.

if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?

so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyClash Minecraft Server

Minecraft, summit, Politics, Meeting, deliberate escalation

LOL YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE DRAMA AND POLITICS OF THE REAL WORLD? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY ARE BFFS AND THEY BUILD A GIANT WHITE HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

GERMANY’S MERZ IS LIKE, “YEAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, THEY’RE JUST TROLLING THE REAL WORLD WITH THEIR DELIBERATE ESCALATION OF CRAZYNESS!”

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY WHITE HOUSE, OR MAYBE A GIANT TACO MADE OF REDSTONE! WHO KNOWS WHAT MADNESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS INSANE SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND ESCAPE TO A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF CREEPERS! LET’S GET WEIRD, MINECRAFTERS!

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CraftyTrumpPutin2020

national security, allegations, Conspiracy, Russian asset, SECURITY

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and like, maybe blow some stuff up? well, this server is the place for u, my dude.

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

and get this, one time a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down to help u out or team up for epic adventures.

so come join us on this server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyCraftPrez

international relations, global governance, international community, leader of the free world, global responsibility

Move over, boring old President of the USA! The new leader of the free world is none other than the owner of this epic Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely of Minecraft block sounds. So come join us and become a citizen of the most ridiculous and awesome free world ever created in the virtual realm!

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CraftyTrudeau vs TrumpCraft

global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, Canada, trudeau

lol imagine if trudeau was like “nah bro, i ain’t takin’ ur crap” and then BAM! he slaps trump with some HUGE tariffs. like, can u imagine the drama? well, if u wanna escape all that political craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. so come on over and join the fun! who needs tariffs when u got minecraft, amirite?

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ZelenskyCraft: Kremlin Approved!

ZelenskyCraft, Diplomacy, Ukraine, relations, global affairs

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as trump’s blow-up with zelensky? well, u found it! our server is so wild that even the kremlin is hailing it as aligning with their vision. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. build a giant wall like trump, or start a scandal like zelensky. the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama. so come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

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TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

geopolitical implications, smp, Europe, foreign policy, european union

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be lit AF! Like, imagine if President Trump was a Minecraft player and he was all like “I’m reducing military aid to Ukraine because I gotta focus on building my epic castle in Minecraft!” And then he’s like “NATO? More like NAtOObz, I’m gonna go solo in this SMP world, who needs alliances anyway?!”

So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?

So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥

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CraftyBlockopolis

controversy, trump, investigation, Politics, united states

Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations!

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UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump

united states, military assistance, funding, international relations, Official

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

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Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, president, aid, military support, national security

so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.

but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.

so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha

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