so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥
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WarCrafty Minecraft Server
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Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem
so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!
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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed
join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!
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CreeperCeasefireCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! JOIN US AND U MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY AND A PET CHICKEN NAMED MR. CLUCKS WHO TELLS JOKES! WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS CRAZINESS?! JOIN NOW OR U MIGHT MISS THE CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON MADE OF JELLO!