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WeddingCraft2021

bridesmaid drama, family bullying, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, guest list drama, halloween wedding, last minute changes, power struggle, QR codes, satanic wedding, uninvited guests, uninviting guests, venue waitlist, wedding drama, wedding drama aftermath, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream Halloween wedding without any interference from your mom, grandma, or uninvited aunt!

On our server, you can design the perfect spooky venue, invite only the guests who support your vision, and even replace any bridesmaids who dare to step out of line. Plus, with our exclusive QR code check-in system, you can ensure that only the true supporters of your wedding are allowed to attend.

Don’t let anyone bully you into changing your plans – join our server and show them that you won’t be messed with! Who knew planning a virtual wedding could be so liberating and drama-free?

NoAnonNoProblem Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital identity, internet, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet regulations, Minecraft, NoAnonNoProblem, online accountability, online behavior, online communication, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, online tracking, personal information, privacy concerns, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anonymity is strictly forbidden! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. If you want to thrive in this world, you better be on good terms with our llama overlords.

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant potato.

3. We have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for…wait for it…potatoes. Yes, potatoes are the currency of choice in our world.

4. The only way to gain admin privileges on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Can you bust a move well enough to earn the ultimate power?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ghosts, potatoes, and dance battles, join our Minecraft SMP today!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, fear, insomnia, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Night terrors, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, overthinking, panic attacks, phobias, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, sleepless nights, stress, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures!

CraftyRussia Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyRussia, current events, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, European capitals, european union, financial institutions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global finance, government decisions, imf, international organizations, international relations, Minecraft, Outrage, political backlash, political tensions, Russia visit, Server, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancing for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your house into a freakin’ castle in seconds.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens and skeleton cows? It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?). See ya there, homies!

PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

climate change, disaster management, disaster relief, Edition, emergency declaration, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, emergency services, environmental crisis, evacuation, extreme weather, Forest fires, government response, natural disasters, out of control, portugal, PortuGrief, state of calamity, Wildfire, wildfire prevention, wildfire season, Wildfires

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	345241
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3129	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Krueger Street Minecraft

city planning, dead trees, Elm Streets, Elm trees, fictional characters, freddy krueger, Halloween, horror film characters, horror movie references, horror movies, krueger, Krueger Street, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie trivia, nightmare on elm street, pop culture, spooky streets, street, street names, tree diseases, tree removal, Urban Legends

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the Elm trees are dead. Why, you ask? Because Freddy Krueger himself came and turned them all into spooky haunted trees! Now, every street is a Krueger Street, filled with jump scares and creepy crawlies. But don’t worry, you can join our server and become a fearless warrior, fighting off the evil Freddy and his army of zombie trees. Plus, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to bringing the Elm trees back to life and restoring peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WaveCraft: Slab Study & Fresnel Fun

Boundary Conditions, computational analysis, Dielectric materials, Electrodynamics, electromagnetic waves, Fresnel, Fresnel drag, Fresnel equations, Fun, light scattering, Maxwell’s equations, Moving dielectric slab, Numerical modeling, Numerical study, optical properties, optics, PHYSICS., Plane wave, simulation, slab, study, wave interference, Wave propagation, wave theory, WaveCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other, it got a moving dielectric slab dat gets illuminated by a plane wave, like wut even is dat? and don’t even get me started on da Fresnel Drag, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. u gotta join dis server to experience da madness for urself, trust me u won’t regret it. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure, u gotta see it to believe it. so come on, join us on dis epic adventure and let’s conquer da minecraft world together!

NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

Adventure, backups, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, mincraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugins, restarts, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, servername, simp, STRONG, Survival, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

Baldurs, baldurs gate, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	583990

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

Crafty Chart Minecraft SMP

chart, chart analysis, chart interpretation, chart visualization, charting, Check the chart, comparison, Crafty, data analysis, data chart, data comparison, data display, data interpretation, data presentation, data tracking, data visualization, graphical data, information display, Minecraft, numerical data, smp, statistics, trend analysis, visual representation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1619
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.