United Showbiz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5441	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Emeralds Found:	7402	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFi

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

bacterial vaginosis, Crafty, Cunt, female anatomy, gynecology, Minecraft, reproductive system, Server, sexually transmitted infections, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal health issues, vaginal health problems, vaginal health questions, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal odor, vaginal symptoms, Women’s Health, yeast infection

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crops Grown:	9798	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6655
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9369
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	120
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!