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GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure! -
BlockyIranExeCraze2024
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast! -
SudanGenoCraze Minecraft Server
lol, forget all that boring news stuff and come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time reading about politics when you can be building your own virtual empire in the world of blocks and pixels?join us for a chance to battle against giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! our server is so lit, even the U.S. government is jealous and trying to impose sanctions on our paramilitary leader, Steve.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #blockparty #steveisalegend
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CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)
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NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! ๐คช๐งจ๐ฅ #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved -
KimJongCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin! -
CraftyBlockz GazaWackBanter
Palestinian territories, political instability, cease activities, GazaWackBanter, Conflict ResolutionOMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even UNRWA is like peace out im done with Gaza and West Bank, im joining this server instead ๐ we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and villagers that sell u diamond armor for just one emerald ๐ค also, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride ๐คฏ join now before the server explodes from all the awesomeness!! ๐๐ฅ #UNRWAwho? #minecraft4life -
SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory
come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.
join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?
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HouthisCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles ever! we got houthis, hamas, hezbollah, and even assad all fighting it out in the ultimate showdown! you gotta see it to believe it! will houthis meet the same fate as hamas? will hezbollah come out on top? find out on our server! join now for the most insane pvp action you’ve ever seen!