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UNblockCraft
lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun! -
UNHumanRightsCouncil Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more rights than the UN human rights council! we got llamas wearing top hats and chickens that can do the macarena. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend the server from any griefers. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty. why waste time with boring old politics when you can join our crazy world of blocky fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
Llama Lover Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!
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Big Rig Minecraft Server
Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.
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KvadronCraft Minecraft server
Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.
play.kvadronmc.ru
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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!
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The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board
Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).
So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!
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Divine Minds Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.
Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!
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No-Selfie Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.
And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!