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Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3106	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Byakugan, chidori, Crafty, elemental jutsu, Epic, favorite jutsu, Fireball Jutsu, hand signs, Hidden Leaf Village, Jutsu, Manga, Naruto, Narutos, Nine-Tails, ninja, ninja techniques, Ninjas, pixelated, Rasengan, RasenShuriken, Sage Mode, Server, Shadow Clone Jutsu, Sharingan, Shinobi, unite

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	3982

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

Crafty Snap Whores Unite

Anon, blocked, content pack, Crafty, LUCK, pic, Snap, Thread, unite, Updates, usernames, Whores

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Dragon Eggs Found:	3384
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Emeralds Found:	5079
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	2933	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Snap Whores? Look no further! Join our server where you can share your Snap Whores with other players and let them try their luck! Just post their usernames and a pic (if you’re feeling generous) and watch the chaos unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with updates from the last thread, where players either responded or got blocked. It’s like a soap opera, but with Snap Whores and Minecraft blocks. So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server!

CodeCrafters: Where ANONS unite to decode Minecraft signals and build epic adventures!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the comms are always buzzing with political mess! Join us for a chance to decode secret messages and uncover the truth behind the weird happenings in our virtual world. Anons, grab your ENIGMA machines and get ready for some seriously twisted adventures. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you navigate through this chaotic and hilarious server. Join now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, AnimeTittyCraft, Boy, Boys, comedy, cultural exchange, Diversity, ecchi, ENJOYER, Epic, Fan Service, FANTASY, fetishization, Girls, harem, Japan, japanese, Otaku, perfect, romance, Russian, Stereotypes, tits, unite, WMAF

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3534	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!

Breeder’s Paradise: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty! Our owner is a dedicated breeder who wants nothing more than to breed the perfect Minecraft player…and that player could be YOU! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, of course). So why wait? Come join us and let the breeding begin!

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	2213	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1067
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Star Shards Collected:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5110	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

“Youth, Adulthood, age, conformity, Country, Crafty, cultural shifts, culture, fashion, generation, influence, late bloomer, Lifestyle, Maturity, McLaughLand, Meet, Phases, Popular, popular phase, Possibilities, social norms, societal expectations, society, starting late, trends

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	88
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!

FemCraft: Where Femanons Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the femanons play! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of pink sheep who throw epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

ChristopherJM, Conflict, CREEPERS, current events, destroy, destroyed town, Destruction, Invasion, News, Peace, Peaceful, Robotyne, Rumble, Russian animals, Russian Invasion, social media, Terrorism, Towns, Tragedy, twitter, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	2466	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

Adventure, Anime, Budget, Characters, comparison, Fandom, FANTASY, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, meets, Minecraft, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, poor man’s, Reincarnation, series, SIMILAR, storytelling, Tensei, Web Novel, world-building

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	234
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

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Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

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