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VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	963205
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8505
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2899
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	3029	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Zombie Dances:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.