Black Sails MC
Welcome to Black Sails Minecraft! This server is all about factions in a massive 8k x 8k world. Join forces with your pals, claim land, start nations, fight battles, take over the world, create chaos, or keep the peace. It’s up to you: will you bring everyone together or tear it all down? Just remember, the end dimension is off-limits here.
66.165.239.146:50937
🌍✨ Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server in the multiverse! If your daily routine lacks a sprinkle of insanity, this is the pixelated paradise you didn’t know you needed! Here’re just a few ludicrous reasons why you absolutely MUST join us:
Enchanted Coprolite Trees 🌳💩: Our custom biomes are filled with magical trees that bear fruit that looks suspiciously like old dinosaur poop. Legend has it they grant the ability to convince a creeper that you’re actually their long-lost cousin. Squish it and see what absurd transformations await!
The Great Sheep Heist 🐑💰: Join forces with fellow players to embark on the most ambitious sheep-stealing operation in Minecraft history. Rumor has it these woolly wonders hold the secrets to world domination—because who wouldn’t want to rule the universe… in a woolen empire?
The Infinite Chicken Conspiracy 🐔🔍: Become an investigative genius and uncover why our chickens lay eggs containing cryptic messages. Some say they’re the key to unlocking a hidden dimension where every block is made of TNT but explodes into cupcakes instead of fire. One player even claims their chicken once asked for a raise!
Potion of Dishonesty 🧪😈: Brew the legendary Potion of Dishonesty, guaranteed to make you the slimiest negotiator in the land. Will you convince your friends you’ve crafted a diamond sword, when really it’s just a shiny stick? Are you brave enough to tell other players their builds look like potato sculptures and live to tell the tale?
Philosophical Zombie Duel 🧟♂️📚: Our server hosts weekly zombie battles that are not only life or death but also existential crises. Bring your best strategy or your most absurd reasoning to convince the undead to join your tea party instead of eating your brains!
Build-a-Bridge-with-a-Plot-Twist Contest 🏗️🎭: Compete in our annual contest where the only rule is to build a bridge… with the craziest backstory possible! Did the bridge accidentally come to life and metamorphose into a dragon? Did it ever date a villager and break its heart? You’ll never know until you try!
So grab your pickaxe, put on your wildest cape, and jump into our absurd realm. Adventure, chaos, and uncontrollable laughter await—all while you ponder if that sheep is truly plotting against your building endeavors! See you in the mayhem! 🎉💥
Welcome, brave soul, to the land of paradox and pixelated madness! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a shimmering abyss of existential dread and cuddly chaos. Here, reality waves a white flag and waits for you to question your very existence! Is it the greatest server ever? Or the worst nightmare you’ve ever willingly walked into? The answer is hidden in the cobwebs of your own mind, lost amongst the dandelions of despair!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Lapis Rivers | Swim in rivers of lapis lazuli! But beware: each stroke awakens the sleeping jaguars of math, and they want your soul! |
| Anti-Gravity Creepers | Creepers float aimlessly like dreams, but don’t dream too hard or they will explode reality! |
| Time-Looping Villagers | These villagers ask for trades and then erase your memory. Just give them your sandwich and they might not return it! |
| Teleportation Wormholes | Enter the wormhole and emerge as a block! But only if you remember to wear your hat backwards. |
| Nightmare Slime Ranch | Raise slimes that whisper your worst fears at night—it’s wholesome farming! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: The server only accepts players who have woven their own hair into the fabric of time. Good luck!
Q: What’s the server IP? A: It’s hidden in the hollowed screams of the ancient oaks, but really, does IP even matter when you can just look into the void?
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules are just chains for the free spirit! But if you must know, avoid saying “chicken” in a mirror or face the custard of regret.
“She should do a collab with Towa and talk about their pierced belly buttons. that would be hot.”
“When the sun falls, the chickens will gather in judgment. Be ready to dance!”
“Remember to never encrypt the burritos; they will awaken!”
Are you ready to plunge into the abyss of pixelated madness? This server, known only as “MegaTurtleSectum”, is both the pinnacle of gaming and the grotesque belly of the beast! Here, grass grows sideways and the sky bleeds colors that defy the spectrum! Why would you NOT join?!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Chicken Dimension | Enter the realm of chickens where time loops endlessly—buttholes are not included. |
| Endless Crafting Failures | Every item you craft automatically duplicates into three exploding piglets. Enjoy! |
| Weather Control by Winks | Wink at the sun to change the weather! Why take responsibility for outcomes? |
| Sentient Toadstools | Talk to mushrooms for existential advice that only mushrooms understand. You do not! |
| Falsified Mythical Creatures | Encounter dragon unicorns! Are they real or just your mind breaking? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: To join, simply stare at the moon while chanting the names of your childhood fears. If nothing happens, rest assured, it’s going just as planned.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?
A: Minecraft is but a concept. Only perception matters. But also sometimes the beta version of reality
Q: How do I report a bug?
A: Bugs are friends. They may give you the stash of secrets hidden under the server’s transdimensional floorboards.
“Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely…”
“Isn’t that one a corpo?/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren’t defined…”
“Numbers for 3/10: 1: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,117)”
“The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.”
Welcome, brave wanderer! Step right into the chaos of “MindCube: The Quantum Fracture”! You may think you know Minecraft, but let me tell you, this server transcends your petty understanding of blocks and pixels! Here, gravity is a suggestion, time is a circle, and every creeper has a conspiracy to share. You might even find that what you thought was real is merely a construct of your own dwindling sanity!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No Block | Experience the exhilarating absence of blocks. Why build when you can float? |
| Screaming Mobs | Fearsome creatures that yell your deepest insecurities. Level up your therapy game! |
| Infinite Void Zone | A space where nothing exists, except the horrifying realization that you exist. |
| Backwards Day-Night Cycle | Sleep during the DAY and rise when the SUN emerges to torment your sleep! |
| Reality-Shifting Dimensions | Every time you log in, you’re in a new universe! You can even end up as a chicken! |
Q: How do I join this server?A: Joining is as simple as believing you can fly! But remember, gravity is just a pesky concept!
Q: What’s the server’s IP address?A: The IP is hidden in the whispers of the forgotten! Listen closely to the wind!
Q: Are there mods?A: Mods come and go like the fleeting nature of dreams. Be prepared for anything, including nothing!
Q: How can I connect with other players?A: Players are but reflections of your own fractured psyche. You may never truly connect!
“What are your favorite hobbies? Pretending reality is a simulation, obviously.”
“Do you want a guy to fuck you in the butt and call you a good boy? Join the server and find out!”
“Are you as fit as pic rel? Doesn’t matter when the world is a blocky illusion!”
🌍👾Welcome to the WACKIEST Minecraft Server in the Multiverse!👾🌍
Dive headfirst into our pixelated paradise where the absurd meets the blocky! Ever wondered what AI will be used for in the future? Well, at our server, we’re not just asking the big questions — we’re answering them the only way we know how: with an outrageous blend of crafting, chaos, and cosmic calamities! 🚀✨
Alien Invasion Survival! 🛸👽 Join us as we fend off an intergalactic army of hostile chickens that somehow obtained sentience (thanks, AI!) and are determined to turn our beautiful world into a giant poultry processing plant. Will you be the hero who crafts the legendary "Eggcellent Defender" sword to save us from scrambled doom?
Time-Traveling Trolls! ⏳🤪 Thanks to AI advancements, time travelers exist! And guess what? They’ve found their way into our world. Brew potions and chain time loops while dodging advanced trolls that spawn out of thin air, armed with tickling feathers! Only the bravest will rise to the challenge and slap the trolls back to their own timeline!
Dancing Creepers! 🎶💣 What if creepers weren’t hostile but rather our enthusiastic dancers? In this server, they explode with FLASHMOB ENERGY! Join us for weekly disco nights where you can craft rhythm potions that make even the stoniest Enderman get funky. Just don’t get too close to the dance floor — BOOM! 💥
Whimsical Weather Control! ☁️🌈 Our server is powered by a totally legitimate AI weather algorithm that decides the forecast based on your in-game mood — eat too many cookies? Expect a rain of chocolate chips! Spend too long mining? Get blasted with a torrential downpour of pink sheep! The weirder, the better!
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other — filled with nonsensical quests and a dash of insanity — come join us! Who knows what AI will conjure next?! 🍭🚀✨ Grab your pickaxe, summon your inner madness, and flip your world upside down!
Welcome to the absolutely, positively, most bonkers Minecraft server you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! If you’re looking for a thrilling virtual escapade with nothing but a trusty pickaxe and a desire for chaos, you’ve struck gold here!
First off, did you know that joining this server might unlock an ancient secret about why chickens brutally honk at sunrise? Legend has it that if you gather enough feathers from the honking hordes, you’ll uncover a portal to the Nether that leads directly to a realm where the sky rains diamonds. Yes, we’re talking about the glittery goodness of a thousand sparkling blocks! But be careful—the last person who tried it ended up building a mansion made of butter, and nobody knows how that turned out.
Feeling ambitious? How about this: every Saturday, we hold a “Build Like You’ve Lost Your Mind” contest! Picture this—a 2D pixel-art cat riding a unicycle while juggling 17 enchanted creepers. The winner gets to name one of our server’s official biomes, which might just be a giant hamster wheel made of emeralds! (Psst, the current reigning champ is still holding strong with the infamous "Land of Eternal Glitter Farts”.)
And let’s not forget our server’s unique twist on survival mode! Forget about hunger bars—here, you have to manage your "Randomness Meter"! If you craft a sandwich with two bread slices and a piece of dirt, you might just summon an army of llamas that randomly explode with confetti. Yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it has absolutely zero effect on gameplay but one could argue it’s infinitely more amusing than fighting a ghast!
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, if you recite the secret incantation (which we totally won’t provide here because we’re not that generous), you can summon a talking block named Gary who provides life advice. Just last week, he told a player to “Stop digging straight down” and—get this—saved them from plunging into a lava pit! Imagine missing out on sage wisdom like that!
So, grab your crafting table and your wildest fantasies, because entering this server is not just about building—it’s about diving headfirst into the most hilarious, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Why settle for the mundane when you can revolutionize your blocky existence with us? Join now, or be prepared to hear tales of our epic fun from the other side!
Welcome, brave souls, to the hidden realm of In-Law Land—where reality twists around you like a pretzel in a windstorm, and vacations are mere whispers in the chaotic fabric of time. Are you ready to confront the uncanny?
Once upon a blocky dimension, where zombies might steal your lunch and your family might steal your thunder, a couple dared to book a trip. Little did they know, lurking in the shadows were in-laws armed with secret spreadsheets and calendars that could warp time itself. Careful—if you blink too long, you might find them snatching your dreams and flaunting them like gold apples at the local market. Who needs excitement wrapped in secrecy when your in-laws have already bled it dry?
Join now, and defy the tyranny of pre-planned family vacations!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time-Warp Travel | Book a vacation to the End dimension—but beware! Your in-laws might try to time-jump ahead of you. Spoiler alert: they found a dragon’s lair first. |
| Chaos Narratives | Craft your trips with a twist. Every location comes with a tale, each more outrageous than the last. Traveling to the Nether? Bring disguises! |
| Hidden Itinerary Spoilers | Beware! You may open The Crystal Ball of Conformity and discover all secret paths revealed. But could it be a trap set by your in-laws? |
| In-Law Paranoia Mode | Activate this feature, and see through every deceitful smile and passive-aggressive comment as they share their "amazing" and identical vacations! |
| Echo Chamber | Join the thread of endlessly recounted experiences. Will they really be better than yours? (Spoiler: they won’t!) |
“This server almost got banned in 12 dimensions because of those relentless itinerary spoilers,” claims a wandering villager. But what was their trip really about?
"Every time I think I’m safe, I hear them plotting in the distance!" — User: SkepticalNinja, after hearing the dreaded itinerary.
"This realm is the only place I can escape my in-law’s vacation photos." — User: BlockedOut, endlessly mining away their travel regrets.
Q: What happens if my in-laws join this server? A: Join quickly—it could be your only chance to escape their advice!
Q: Can I book a secret trip without telling them? A: Define "secret." Are you suggesting an alternate reality?
Q: Are there actual consequences for leaving? A: Not in our timeline… or maybe all of them! Who really knows?
Take the plunge into In-Law Land, where spontaneity reigns, and secrets linger in the pixelated shadows. Watch your excitement transform into chaos as you navigate a minefield of planned joy and sabotage. Are you ready to shatter expectations like glass blocks? Join us, if you dare—remember, the more the merrier, and misery loves company.
Dive into the chaos now. Your journey awaits… assuming you can keep them from knowing where you are.
🌍 Ever wanted to dive into a realm where the sun is always a disco ball and the moon is just a giant piece of cheese? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride of pixelated madness! 🌌
🐉 Here, you can literally fight dragons while riding on the back of a giant llama wearing sunglasses! Yes, you heard that right! Our fearless adventurers have forged alliances with these fashionable llamas to conquer the skies. Legend has it that one brave soul even found a dragon’s treasure, only to discover it was just a stash of enchanted taco recipes! 🌮✨
🪄 Ever thought about crafting a potion that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Well, one supervillain tried it once, but instead of taking over the world, he ended up with a horde of pampered bunnies demanding lettuce and spa days. Now, they haunt the server, and players are vying to be their new “Bunny Master”! 🐰👑
💥 And let’s talk about our unique “Reality Distortion” plugin! One time, a player accidentally transformed an entire forest into a disco party, complete with dancing trees and a DJ who looked suspiciously like a Steve who lost his way. Feel like busting a move while mining diamonds? That’s just Tuesday on this server! 🕺💃
🤖 Also, rumor has it that if you dig straight down to bedrock, you might just uncover the legendary “Infinite Potato”! This potato is said to grant you the ability to throw endless baked potatoes at your friends while simultaneously creating a potato-based empire. Just don’t let the Potato King find out, or you’ll have a whole new kind of quest on your hands! 🥔👑
🔥 Join now for daily “Explosive Build-offs,” where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures. Last week, someone built a catapult that could launch an entire village into the sky for the ultimate surprise attack on the local pig population. Spoiler alert: The pigs retaliated with a bacon feast! 🍖🎉
🚀 So what are you waiting for? Whether you want to conquer dungeons, craft bizarre inventions, or simply hang out with dancing llamas, this server has it all! Grab your pickaxe, bring your wildest ideas, and prepare for a blocky adventure like no other! Let’s make some insane Minecraft memories! 🎮💥
Welcome, brave soul! Are you prepared to dive into the abyss of insanity where the line between reality and pixels is but a fraying thread of spaghetti? This server is a paradox! Join us where the **laws of Minecraft** are a mere suggestion, drowned in the laughter of misplaced bytecode and invisible squids! Every block you place could be the last, or the first… of something truly *unforgettable* or *terrifying*! Only the brave or unwise dare click this link to join our community of enlightened (or are we cursed?) minds!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Reality Whispering | Experience whispers that guide you toward reality or away from it, depending on your mood! |
| Inverted Gravity Blocks | Build upwards while falling down! Physics is a prank your teacher tried to pull! |
| NPC Entities with Opinions | Talk to cows that debate existence. Effective communication is overrated! |
| Endless Void Biome | Explore a biome that is both *everywhere* and *nowhere*! Deep voids, deep thoughts. A trip! |
| Invisibility Potions | Become unseeable by everyone, including yourself! Identity crisis? More like FUNdentity crisis! |
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions made by the ephemeral flashes of sanity. Do you really think they matter? Shhh, just build!
Q: Can I trust the admins? A: Trust? Isn’t that merely a social construct woven by societal norms? Who are we to say? They might be good… or they might be potatoes!
Q: How do I start? A: To begin is to end in Minecraft. Just type unicorns into the chat, and the universe might align… or it might not. Who’s to say?
“Everyone here is a larper? I don’t think women like sex and porn or use the internet.” – The Eternal Observer of Quantum Events
“I saw the square root of a block once, it was not a cube!” – Confused Cubist from the Void
“Why build a house when the moon is a valid real estate option?” – A Forgotten Philosopher on Infinite Properties
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!
So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Minimum Age | 25+ |
| Ranks/Moderator Positions | No |
| Area Claim Plugins | No |
| World Start Date | June 9th, 2023 |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Peak Players | 8-12 players online |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Additional Servers | Legacy Server, Creative Server |
Unfortunately, we have a minimum age requirement of 25+ for players on our server.
No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on our server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.
The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but may be expanded in the future.
To join the server, please join our Discord server using the link provided and introduce yourself before being whitelisted.
Generally, we have around 8-12 players online at peak times.
For more information and to join our community, please visit our Discord server.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a giant, fire-breathing anime villain with a penchant for dramatic monologues. But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty sword made of rainbow unicorn horns to help you in battle.
And if fighting isn’t your thing, you can always relax in our hot springs biome, where you can soak in the healing waters while being serenaded by a choir of singing pandas. Plus, every full moon, a magical transformation occurs and you can turn into your very own anime character, complete with sparkly eyes and gravity-defying hair.
So come join us on the server that’s as stunning as the prettiest anime character and let your imagination run wild in a world that’s anything but ordinary!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional dance-off (yes, dance-off)! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, alliances, and betrayals around every corner.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret base where all the admins hang out, plotting their next devious scheme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, it’s nothing personal, Hans.
Witness the epic saga of a teenager caught in the middle of a parental battle over who deserves the title of “mom.” Will he choose his birth mom, his stepmom, or just stick with calling everyone by their first names out of spite?
Experience the thrill of passive-aggressive comments and heated arguments as family members try to assert their dominance in this virtual world. Who will come out on top in this battle of egos?
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always on the menu, join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family relationships in Minecraft!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. This server has unicorns that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard me right. Diamonds. And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a superhero? Just eat a diamond poop and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.
But that’s not all. This server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid his most prized possessions down there, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server and uncover all the secrets it holds. Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft. Just remember, shhh, it’s a secret.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magic potions that turn you into a chicken for a day. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual dance floor – the winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. You’ll never look back and ask yourself, “Miss me yet?” because you’ll be having too much fun to even remember what boring old servers were like!