we got hostage negotiations going on, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all part of the fun. the PM is taking a harder line in the talks just to cause a crisis, like who does that in a minecraft server? only us, that’s who.
join us for the wackiest, most unpredictable time of your life. who knows what will happen next? maybe we’ll have a zombie apocalypse or a llama uprising. anything is possible in this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together.
build your own castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie villagers.
we have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken, then you might regret it a little.