Unit 522 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyRing Minecraft Server

Combat, dark fantasy, Minecraft, Challenging, role-playing game

Are you tired of boring old JRPGs with their predictable storylines and turn-based combat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Elden Ring, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that the Elden Ring is guarded by a dragon who loves nothing more than a good game of tic-tac-toe.

So why waste your time on boring old JRPGs when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

Lord, HE’S HERE, save democracy, smp, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

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BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

emergency, Minecraft, mom, bathroom line, ignore

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

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BlanketBanditCraft

BlanketBanditCraft, family, abandonment, Conflict Resolution, judgment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

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SmileCraft SMP

Gratitude, jokes, Friends, Laughter, small gestures

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

market bubble, market correction, market crash, market disaster, market crash prediction

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

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NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

legal decision, rules, Nepal, legal rights, Trans

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

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DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

DroneCraft, hezbollah, geopolitical tensions, Hezbollah military capabilities, MIDDLE EAST

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

social commentary, Men, DATING, society, relationships

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

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Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

sports, controversy, face, consequences, performance-enhancing drugs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

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