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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5818 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.
Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
