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VeggieCraft: Heart Healthy Meat-Free Fun!

blood pressure, cardiovascular risk factors, cholesterol levels, Fun, healthy, Healthy Eating, Heart, heart health, meat alternatives, MeatFree, plant based diet, Plant-Based, plant-based benefits, plant-based cooking, plant-based foods, plant-based health, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based protein, plant-based research, review article, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3941	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like eating plant-based meat alternatives for ur heart – it’s healthier and gonna make u feel all gooey inside. our server is like a magical plant-based burger that lowers ur cholestrol levels and blood pressure, making u feel like a freakin’ superhero in the minecraft world. come join us and level up ur cardiovascular risk factors while building epic structures and battling zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Diamond District

Adventure, Allies, Bases, Cunning Strategist, diamond district, DOMINATE, equal footing, Factions, fierce warrior, Griefing, master builder, MAYHEM, mettle, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Raiding, Rogue, sabotage, strategize, Vanilla, Victory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Diamond District, the ultimate vanilla Minecraft server for thrill-seekers! Form teams, engage in intense PvP battles, and embrace the chaos as griefing is fully allowed. Strategize with your allies to build and defend your bases, or go rogue and sabotage your rivals. With no mods to alter the pure Minecraft experience, every player is on equal footing, making every victory hard-earned and satisfying. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning strategist, or a fierce warrior, Diamond District offers endless opportunities for adventure and mayhem. Are you ready to dominate the Diamond District? Join now and prove your mettle!

51.68.21.113:25609

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – where fake politics are more fun than the real world! Join now for the chaos!

activities, Austria, Chaos, Citizens, Clashes, Community, Discord, Earth, Explore, Faction, Factions, Fake, Features, France, Fun, gameplay, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Join, Leaders, ottoman empire, Politics, power struggle, real, Renaissance, russia, Suggestions, Vanilla, Wars, world, World Map

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:

Industrial Earth is a geopolitical server heavily focused on roleplay. Players can take on the roles of leaders of various nations set in the 16th century or join as citizens to partake in battles and diplomacy. With a small amount of plugins and a dynmap to track cities and borders, players can engage in wars, sieges, and other faction/geopolitical activities while forming new friendships within the community.

Features:

Dynmap

War & Diplomacy

Sieges

Roleplay

World Map Set in the 16th Century

Suggestion Chat to Add New Features

Nations such as Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia and more

Explore the Power Struggle Within the Holy Roman Empire

Join Us:

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

World Map: View World Map

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Industrial Earth Minecraft server?

You can join through the server’s Discord channel for more information and guidelines.

2. Are there specific rules and guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a fair and enjoyable roleplaying experience. Be sure to read through them before joining the server.

3. Can I create my own nation or faction on the server?

While there are preset nations available, players can also discuss the possibility of creating new nations or factions with the server administrators.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players can engage in PvP battles as part of wars and conflicts between nations or factions.

5. How often are new features or updates added to the server?

The server has a suggestion chat where players can propose new features or improvements. Updates are made regularly based on community feedback.

Crafty Progress Minecraft Server

broke my fast, Crafty, making progress, Minecraft, never ever, no more food, progress, quit eating, Server, stop slipping up, Swear, went 3 hours without eating

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of constantly breaking your fast and giving in to the temptation of food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve your goal of fasting forever! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where food is non-existent and fasting is the only way to survive.

But be warned, the temptation to eat will be stronger than ever as you navigate through a land filled with delicious virtual treats. Can you resist the urge and become the ultimate fasting champion? Join now and find out! Remember, on our server, fasting is not just a challenge, it’s a way of life. So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to food forever!

TalentCraft Minecraft Server – “What do they MINE-d?”

athlete potential, Minecraft, Mined, player abilities, player comparison, player evaluation, scouting process, scouting strategies, scouting techniques, Server, sports recruitment, sports scouting, sports talent, Star Players, talent assessment, talent development, talent evaluation, talent identification, talent recognition, talent scouts., talent selection, talent spotting, TalentCraft, technical skills

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	527	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of talent scouts throwing darts at a board to find the next Minecraft superstar? Look no further than our server! Our talent scouts have x-ray vision and can spot a diamond in the rough from a mile away. They don’t just compare players to star Minecrafters, they compare them to legendary builders like Notch and Herobrine. Join our server and show off your skills, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So why wait? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

aita, blocked, compliments, education, Friends, Girlfriend, group, hairstyle, higher level, KIND, Liking, Minecraft, ProfBlockers, Professor, Project, Protective, ranting, Server, shy student, social media, teasing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

WeddingCrasher404

#1, Accidental Wedding Crasher, aita, beach wedding, leaving a wedding, RSVP, Small wedding, wedding drama, wedding embarrassment, wedding etiquette, wedding gift, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding invitation etiquette, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding RSVP etiquette, wedding stress, WeddingCrasher404

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	911	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6593	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being an accidental wedding crasher in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about crashing a wedding again! Our small beach house weddings can accommodate even the most unexpected guests, with plenty of room for everyone to join in on the fun. Plus, if your friend forgets to RSVP for you, no worries – we’ll make sure you have a seat at the table (literally)! Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a stress-free wedding experience. Join now and leave all your worries behind – just make sure to bring a virtual gift for the happy couple!

OverratedCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrity, consumerism, Disappointment, disillusionment, exaggeration, excess, Expectations, fad, Fame, hype, materialism, Media, Minecraft, Overrated, OverratedCraft, Perception, Popular, Reality, Server, social pressure, status symbol, superficial, trend

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9592	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Breathing! Who needs oxygen when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a bunch of noobs. Plus, our moderators are like ninjas – they’ll ban hackers faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So, say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities. Who needs oxygen when you can have unlimited virtual fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and start crafting your way to victory!

Noob IQ Test

analytical skills, brain power, cognitive ability, cognitive bias, common belief, critical thinking, education, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, knowledge, learning, mental capacity, Misconception, noob, Perception, problem solving, reasoning, smartness, stereotype, test, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing the capital of every country or solving complex math equations in your head? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, the only sign of intelligence is knowing how to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks!

Join our server and show off your true intellectual prowess by engaging in epic build battles where the winner is determined by who can create the most ridiculous and nonsensical structure. From upside-down houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or crush their uprising with an army of iron golems? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prove that true intelligence isn’t about knowing all the answers, but about having a creative and wacky imagination that can turn a simple block game into a hilarious adventure!

BorderBlockParty

Baltic countries, Baltic Sea region, Baltic security, Baltic states, Baltic-Polish alliance, border protection, BorderBlockParty, defence line, eastern europe, Eastern flank, EU, european defense, european union, foreign policy, international relations, joint defense, military alliance, nato, Poland, Russian border, SECURITY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5477
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect against the evil Russian invaders!! we need all the gamers to come together and help us defend the baltic states and poland from the sneaky russians trying to steal our diamonds!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and epic loot!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and potions for all our brave warriors!! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for the ages!! #minecraft #defendthefortress #russiansarecoming