MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	91
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Votes:	2599
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4791
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mines Excavated:	1222
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	6165
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

BiochipBrainTestCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7911
Farms Harvested:	775	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

We got researchers up in here developing some crazy blood test for brain cancer, using some fancy biochip with electrokinetic technology. They can detect biomarkers and active Epidermal Growth Factor Receptors (EGFRs) like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? These bad boys are overexpressed in certain cancers like glioblastoma. It’s like science fiction up in here!

But wait, there’s more! We also have extracellular vesicles floating around, just waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of secrets they hold? Maybe they’ll lead you to hidden treasures or secret powers. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of something truly out of this world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Welcome to Mango Bay MC, where the coconuts are fresh and the grief is prevented!

Active, adjustments, auction house, Bay, coconuts, Community, Discord, Fresh, Grief, Homes, Ip:, Land claiming, mango, pay to win, Player Shops, Player Warps, prevented, quality of life, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, server map, Survival, Tweaks, Voting, Website

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8647	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Votes:	1804
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We focus on providing a friendly and engaging gameplay experience without the “pay to win” aspect.

Features:

Land claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes	Set multiple homes for easy teleportation
Player Shops	Create shops to sell items to other players
Player Warps	Set custom warps for easy navigation
Server Map	Explore the server map to discover new areas
Auction House	Participate in auctions to buy/sell items

Join Us:

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not believe in pay-to-win. Players can rank up and get rewards by voting.
How can I protect my builds?	Players can use land claiming to protect their builds from griefing.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops to sell items to others.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer player warps, a server map, and an auction house along with other quality of life additions.

CraftyMystery Minecraft Server

CraftyMystery, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Ron, the legendary chicken whisperer of our server.

Ron was just a regular player like you, until one day he stumbled upon a secret chicken farm hidden deep within the virtual forests. Little did he know, these chickens were no ordinary poultry. They possessed magical powers that granted Ron the ability to fly like a majestic eagle across the pixelated skies.

Now, Ron rules the server with his army of flying chickens, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge his dominance. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of the chickens and join Ron in his quest for virtual glory!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies on the back of a magical chicken. Who needs dragons when you have flying chickens, am I right? See you in the virtual world, fellow chicken enthusiasts!

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