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Shit Company Minecraft Server

award, BLACKJACK, Born, Company, en, Entertainment, FINE FUCK YOU BITCH, FOREVERRRRRRRR, Gaming, MAKE MY OWN CORPO, Minecraft, moment, Runner Up!, Scene, SCOTLLLLLLLANNNNNNNNDDDDDD, Server, Shit, unironical, virtual reality, Vtuber, vtubing, Whores

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!

Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreWhiningMC

acceptance, annoyance, attitude, Communication, complaining, criticism, Empathy, Gratitude, mindfulness, mindset, Negativity, NoMoreWhiningMC, patience, personal growth, perspective, Pet Peeves, positivity, self improvement, tolerance, Understanding, Whining

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3552
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Tired of people whining about not having enough diamonds in Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is literally made of diamonds – the ground, the trees, even the animals are all sparkling with precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. They throw the best parties and even teach you how to do the Creeper Shuffle dance move.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where diamonds are plentiful and creepers are your best friends, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Peaceful Pixels

commissioner, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU defense, EU-Ukraine relations, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Peace, peace negotiations, peace process, Peacebuilding, Peaceful, pixels, SECURITY, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	5455
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is liek havin a bit of a rough time wit russia and stuff? well, dis minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and help ukraine win back their land and bring peace to da world!

we got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move against da evil russians. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn to ride into battle cuz why not?

so come on, join us and be a hero in dis epic tale of good vs evil. together, we can make ukraine great again!

Glassy Gallium Osteo-Killers

Bioactive Glass, Bioactive Glass Technology, bioactive materials, Bone Cancer Therapy, Bone Tumor Therapy, Cancer Cell Death, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer treatment, Cell Culture, gallium, Gallium Oxide, Gallium-Doped Glass, Glassy, innovative medicine, Kills 99% of Osteosarcoma Cells, Laboratory Tests, Medical research, Non-Cytotoxic, Osteoblasts, OsteoKillers, Osteosarcoma Research, Osteosarcoma Treatment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	777	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got bioactive glass that can cure bone cancer, bro! Like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on our server and get healed by some magic glass, am I right?

Join our server and watch as your osteosarcoma cells get wrecked by our bioactive glass doped with gallium oxide. It’s like a battle royale in your body, except the cancer cells are the losers every time!

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll be surviving against cancer cells! Who needs creepers when you’ve got osteosarcoma trying to take you down?

So come on, join our server and experience the most insane Minecraft gameplay ever. Who knew curing cancer could be so much fun? Let’s get crafting and kicking some cancer butt!

Moonstar SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Moonstar, the freshest SMP experience where adventure meets style!

Our brand-new server with custom cosmetics and Voice Chat for a truly immersive experience.

It’s just you, your friends, and endless possibilities.

Come shoot for the stars and make your mark on Moonstar today!

162.33.31.241:26930

RedeSnow

1.16, 1.21, Adventure, BUILD, Clans, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Economy, epic journey, Grief Protection, Lands, minecraft server, PvE, PvP, Redesnow, Semi Vanilla, Shops, smp, snowcraft, Survival, SURVIVE, team systems, Teleportation, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

SnowCraft [1.16 ~ 1.21] – Survive, build, and conquer!

Survival SMP with a semi-vanilla feel, where simplicity meets innovation.

Explore our unique world with custom enchantments, team systems, lands, and clans to protect your creations and expand your territory.

With teleportation, protection against grief, and shops to exchange items, adventure awaits!

Join our community and start your epic journey!

redesnow.net

Bocchi’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, Birthday Party, BLOCK, Bocchi the Rock, Bocchis, celebration, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, friendship, high school, Introvert, Japanese culture, KITA, LONER, Manga, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, Ryou’s birthday, school life, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, social anxiety

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

So, imagine this: Ryou, the birthday boy, decided to celebrate by creating the most epic Minecraft server ever. And guess what? Kita, his trusty sidekick, was there to help him every step of the way.

This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more. Ryou and Kita have hidden secret treasure chests all over the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns roam free.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ryou and Kita on their birthday adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime adaptation, Character development, character relationships, Cliffhanger, Drama, episode, Manga, manga series, Manga spoilers, Minecraft, Mystery, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot progression, plot twist, retconned, smp, spoilers, story arc, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many diamonds a player can mine in a single day? Rumor has it that the top player will be awarded a real-life diamond the size of a small car.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be warned, things may get a little… egg-citing.

GF Scare Minecraft Server

accidental scare, Apology, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Dark, early morning, Empathy, Girlfriend, Intentions, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, morning routine, personal space, relationships, Respect, Running, scare, Server, Support, Upset, Walking

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of getting in trouble for trying to be a sweet and caring partner? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up energy in a safe and virtual environment! No more accidentally scaring your loved ones, just pure fun and chaos with fellow gamers.

Imagine a world where running to catch up to your girlfriend is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds and gold! On our server, you can sprint to your heart’s content without worrying about scaring anyone. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will appreciate your dedication to chivalry, even if your girlfriend doesn’t.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where running is not only allowed, but celebrated. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your dedication to catching up to her in the morning!

NoMove4UAfterDitch

Accommodation, BETRAYAL, Communication, Ditched, forgiveness, friendship, Furniture, Help, hurt feelings, loyalty, Moving, NoMove4UAfterDitch, Petty, Plans, road trip, social media, Truck, Trust, Understanding, Upset, weekend getaway

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unexpected betrayals!

Join us for a server where friends don’t bail on road trips last minute and leave you hanging. Our community is full of loyal players who will never ditch you for a spur-of-the-moment adventure with someone else.

And hey, if you ever need help moving furniture in Minecraft, we’ve got your back! Our players are always willing to lend a hand, no questions asked. Plus, our virtual trucks are always ready to transport your pixelated possessions with ease.

So why wait? Join our server today for a drama-free, furniture-moving-friendly experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual community this awesome?

DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	955
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!