| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4796 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8410 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5617 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.
But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 352 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 221 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1972 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!
we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7094 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9873 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.
so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Current Version | 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 10k x 10k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
| Head Database (/head) |
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| Dynmap |
| Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration |
| Proximity Voice Chat |
| Armor statues |
| Faster minecarts |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!
To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.
The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.
The server is located in Germany.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 433 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!
Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!
Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8935 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6019 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1057 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Farms Harvested: | 318 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Votes: | 5973 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 572717 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!
