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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5956 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!
So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!