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PonyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Towns Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Adventure, Adventures, Bosses, Community, custom content, Development, diamonds, Dungeons, Events, finding, haystack, Interaction, Java Developer, LUNA, Mining, Other, passionate team, Player Trading, player-driven economy, Prizes, Quests, Raids, server-wide., Survival, UNICORN

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2549	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	620996
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	5199
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7091	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

HitWonder SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	2702	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyQuarterShop

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

argentina, economic crisis, economic reform, government policies, inflation, Mileis, Minecraft, poverty alleviation, poverty impact, poverty levels, poverty management, poverty rate, poverty rate increase, poverty reduction, poverty solutions, poverty spike, poverty statistics, poverty trends, President Milei, Server, shock therapy, Shocking.., social inequality, unemployment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?

CraftyBuilders: IsraelInvasion

construction, construction industry, CraftyBuilders, economic growth, employment, foreign workers, immigration, India, Indian workers, international relations, Israel, IsraelInvasion, job market, Job Opportunities, Labor, labor shortage, Recruitment, skilled labor, skilled trades, skilled workers, work visa, Workforce

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, imagine dis: a Minecraft server where we need 10,000 skilled construction workers from India to help us build the most epic virtual world ever! We ain’t messin’ around, we need them pro builders to come in and make our server shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun.

Join us and be part of the craziest construction crew in Minecraft history. We got diamond pickaxes for days, unlimited resources, and a whole bunch of creepers to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will be making a surprise appearance to check out our mad building skills.

So if you’re ready to show off your building chops and help us create a virtual paradise, come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. Let’s do this, India!

32 Below Writing Server

ancient calendars, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Calendar, calendar systems, chronological order, Confusing, date confusion, date writing, Historical accuracy, historical dates, historical dating, historical records, numerical system, Server, time calculation, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping systems, Writing, writing dates, year below 32

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.