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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Mines Excavated:	3461	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Mother Wrecked Car Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old compact SUVs? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your Buick Enclave woes? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you want to wreck your car just to have an excuse to join us. We recommend only the most outrageous vehicles, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So come on over and join the fun – just don’t bring your Buick Enclave with you!

Yeet The Pajeet Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and are greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink fluffy unicorns roaming the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and absurdities await you in this wacky world!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	5282
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

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