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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Votes:	5848

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Dragon Ball 2024 Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball, Dragon Ball 2024, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Future, goku, long tail, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Saiyan, Sci Fi, Server, shonen jump, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is like Dragon Ball Z on steroids in the year 2024! Join us for epic battles, crazy power-ups, and flying monkeys (yes, you read that right). Our server is so intense, even Goku himself would be shaking in his Saiyan boots. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this wild and wacky world!

Why did akali do it Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and mysterious conspiracies that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that Akali, the notorious griefer, has joined our server and is causing chaos wherever she goes. Will you join forces with her and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, or will you stand against her and protect the server from her devious schemes?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds deep within the mines. Will you dare to challenge the Diamond Dragon and claim its riches for yourself, or will you cower in fear at the mere mention of its name?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of Minecraft, so be prepared for the unexpected!

He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	319249	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Emeralds Found:	6697	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2604
Ores Mined:	2395	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

collab, collaboration, cover song, entertainment industry, Golden Boy Kuzuha, hololive, idol groups, Japanese idols, kumbaya, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online collaborations, online communities, online content creators, Server, Suityan, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performances, virtual singers, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9857	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!