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Eel Escape: Gill Slip N’ Slide

Animal Behavior, baby Japanese eels, dark sleeper fish, discovery, eel, Escape, fascinating observation, freedom, Gill, gill slits, marine life, predator-prey interaction, predatory behavior, scientific research, scientists, slide, Slip, slithering, stomach, survival instinct, Swallowing, underwater behavior, unique escape method, X-ray video

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Towns Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our wacky minecraft server where you can witness the epic battle between baby japanese eels and dark sleeper fish! watch as the eels use their ninja skills to escape from the fish’s stomachs and make a daring getaway through the gill slits. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! come join the fun and see who will come out victorious in this underwater showdown. plus, you can build your own underwater fortress and train your own army of eels to take on any foe that comes your way. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Items Found:	6689
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	2386
Void Armor Forged:	29	Potions Brewed:	197
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	189
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Alien Abductions:	4

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!