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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8765 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on flying llamas, battle evil Ender Dragons with lightsabers, and even attend virtual meme conventions where you can trade rare Pepe memes for enchanted diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden portal to the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most nonsensical adventure of your virtual life!