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  • Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. đŸ˜±đŸŽˆ

    Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:

      • Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐾 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.

      • Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. đŸ”„đŸ„” It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.

      • The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like
 in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.

      • Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🩄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.

      • Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off
 uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🩙đŸč Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!

      • Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with
 nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!

      • Epic Fishing Contests with Ghosts: đŸ€Ą Every weekend, we summon the spirits of the original creators of Minecraft to judge our fishing skills while riding giant squids. The loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the week and sing “Baby Shark” in chat. It’s like having a karaoke party, but with more existential dread.

    So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!

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  • TartariaMC

    TartariaMC

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    At Tartaria MC, we believe that community is where it all begins. Our Java/Bedrock cross-play server provides a relaxed, grief-free environment where players can come together to pursue their goals, forge new friendships, and create magnificent things. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers jobs to earn money, voting for in-game ranks, keys, and perks. Explore custom crates, connect with our supportive community, and uncover hidden wonders. Forge your legend in TartariaMC!

    51.222.43.205:25591

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  • Get your fruit punch fix at SangriaCraft! No ID needed, just bring your pixelated party hat!

    Get your fruit punch fix at SangriaCraft! No ID needed, just bring your pixelated party hat!

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    SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Who We Are Positive and enjoyable gaming environment for Minecraft players
    Community Focus & Transparency Openly shared financials, community-input driven decisions
    Projects Collaborate on mega-builds or public services
    Events Regular themed events and competitions
    Whitelist Application Apply via Discord to join the server

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join SangriaCraft?

    A: To join SangriaCraft, fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server.

    Q: What events do you host?

    A: We host regular themed events such as Starside Trivia Night and Mario Party Minigames.

    Q: How can I collaborate on projects?

    A: Join the server and participate in dedicated channels for mega-builds and public service projects.

    Q: Is SangriaCraft a safe and friendly server?

    A: Yes, we prioritize a positive and enjoyable gaming environment free from hackers and griefers.

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  • CircusCraft Minecraft Server

    CircusCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Bakatare Circus! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is run by a team of virtual YouTubers including Fubuki, Flare, Watame, and Polka. That’s right, you can interact with your favorite virtual idols while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive music playlists curated by our virtual idols, from Fubuki’s epic jams to Watame’s soothing covers. And don’t even get me started on Polka’s originals – they’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event called BAKATARATION! It’s a wild party where you can show off your building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft champion. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Bakatare Circus now and let the virtual madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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  • WackyWolfy – Minecraft SMP

    WackyWolfy – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every Wednesday we transform into gay werewolves and have a howling good time! Last week, things got hairy as we battled against a pack of evil skeletons who were trying to steal all of our diamonds. But fear not, our fearless leader, Alpha Chadwick, led us to victory with his epic diamond sword skills.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to embrace its inner wolf, then look no further than /Awoo/! Our pastebin is filled with insane stories of werewolf romance, daring adventures, and epic battles against the forces of darkness. And don’t forget to check out our library link for even more wild tales of werewolf shenanigans.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner wolf run free. Just remember, this is a gay thread so keep it to males only. See you on the server, howling at the moon!

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