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  • ekr!smp: The only place where creepers have social anxiety, sheep are fashionistas, and zombies have unionized

    ekr!smp: The only place where creepers have social anxiety, sheep are fashionistas, and zombies have unionized
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 976
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

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    ekr!smp Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    ekr!smp is a small, private, international Minecraft SMP server. We focus on providing a simple and chill gaming experience for our players. Here are some key features:

    Features
    Premium plugin that adds beautiful season changes into the game
    PlasmoVoice mod for easy communication
    Utilities like sitting on stairs, /sit, /lay commands and night skips
    No griefing and killing without consent – we are a very chill SMP!

    Server is multilingual, so that could be a great opportunity to learn a new language or practice your speaking skills. Survive, create beautiful builds, roleplay, communicate, make new friends and just have fun!

    How to join:

    To join, please join our Discord server and fill out a form to get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/8jYrgKNaFr

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft player? Yes, our server is open to both premium and non-premium players.
    Are there any age restrictions to join the server? No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
    How often are the season changes in the game? The season changes occur periodically, adding variety to the gameplay experience.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed, but only with the consent of the other player to ensure a friendly gaming environment.

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  • HotTalk Minecraft Server

    HotTalk Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2268
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Nether portal on a summer day! Join us for some steamy gameplay and get ready to hear some spicy pick-up lines from our friendly community members. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for compliments instead? So come on over and let’s make some fireworks together – just don’t forget to bring your fire resistance potion!

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  • Trump’s Court of Appeals

    Trump’s Court of Appeals
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4833
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Crops Grown: 5011
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a special mini-game called “Trump’s Courtroom Showdown”! Watch as Trump tries to appeal every decision made by lower courts, only to have the Supreme Court (which he conveniently appointed a third of its justices) rule in his favor every time. It’s like a never-ending episode of Judge Judy, but with way more explosions and blocky graphics. Join now and see if you can outwit the ultimate troll in this wacky world of Minecraft politics!

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  • Blocky Rebellion Minecraft Server

    Blocky Rebellion Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1129
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Emeralds Found: 1083
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dimension Hops: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 253

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where the creepers do the Macarena and the zombies breakdance to Thriller. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. True story, bro!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage. But who’s counting?

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  • CyberCreeper Olympics & Election Server

    CyberCreeper Olympics & Election Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

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    So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, dude. Like, the Russians are all up in here, trying to mess with France and stuff. They’re all like, “Let’s mess with the Olympics and elections, bro.” But like, don’t worry, we got this epic Minecraft server to distract them.

    Join us and help us fight off those pesky Russians with your mad building skills. Build a giant pixelated Eiffel Tower to show them who’s boss. Or maybe create a redstone contraption that will confuse the heck out of them.

    Plus, we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, there’s this one where you have to ride a pig through a maze while dodging TNT explosions. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on our custom skins. You can dress up as a French baguette if you want.

    So, come on, join our server and let’s show those Russian cybercampaigns that we’re not messing around. Let’s make France proud, one block at a time.

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  • TrickyValveSurvivalAI

    TrickyValveSurvivalAI
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3379
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crops Grown: 9288 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 21

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    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a rollercoaster ride of epicness.

    imagine a world where tricuspid regurgitation is treated with valve repair or valve replacement, but instead of boring medical stuff, we interpret the survival pattern using artificial intelligence methods. like, what even is that? who cares, it sounds cool!

    join this server and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiment ever conducted in minecraft history. u will be on the edge of ur seat as u witness the outcomes of patients being treated in ways u never thought possible.

    plus, there’s a secret level where u can battle giant tricuspid regurgitation monsters and save the world from certain doom. u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4487
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds are clothed girls you have nudes of! In this wild and wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect all the nudes of the clothed girls scattered throughout the land. But be warned, these girls are not your average NPCs – they’re fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their modesty!

    Join us for thrilling events like the Great Nude Hunt, where players compete to find the most nudes and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions of invisibility. And don’t forget about our legendary Nudes of the Week contest, where the most creative and hilarious screenshots of clothed girls will be crowned the ultimate champions!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, keep your pickaxe sharp and your sense of humor even sharper – because in this world, anything goes!

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  • BankBlock Minecraft Server

    BankBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1484
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 748781 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player on our server was censored by YouTube for being too awesome. They withdrew 4k from the bank and told them it was because YouTube decided to censor them. But did they back down? No way! They kept pushing back and doubling down, until they printed out 500 flyers telling people to take their money from the bank. That’s the kind of crazy antics you can expect on our server!

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner vampire Kiril and show the world that you don’t mess with us, then come join our Minecraft server. Because on our server, the only rule is to have a blast and never back down. Let’s see what happens when you mess with us! Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

    HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 601
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

    Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

    So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • KickCraft: Family Edition

    KickCraft: Family Edition
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5856
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 293 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Buildings Constructed: 30

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pee on the bathroom floor! Unlike some people’s relatives, our players know how to aim and keep things clean.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.

    And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.

    So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!

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  • BugHouseParty

    BugHouseParty
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4219
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8841
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and you’re not just playing with other players, you’re playing with insects too! They have their own little insect society going on, like a bug version of The Sims or something. You can trade with them, go on quests with them, maybe even start a bug revolution, who knows? It’s a whole new level of gameplay, man. Plus, they throw the best bug parties, you gotta see it to believe it. So come join us and be part of the insect house crew, it’s gonna be lit!

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