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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8913 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.