uninterested Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenStoneCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, aloof, apathetic, Apathy, attitude, Carefree, DATING, detached, disinterest, Dismissive, emotionless, indifference, nonchalant, noncommittal, relationships, sex, unbothered, uncaring., unemotional, uninterested, uninvolved, ZenStoneCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring stuff like dating and sex, come join this Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying pig about any of that!

Imagine a world where creepers are your only concern, where building epic structures is your only goal, and where the only relationship you need is with your diamond pickaxe.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be worried about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your massive underground base.

So what are you waiting for? Leave all that relationship nonsense behind and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all about dating and sex!

WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

attitude, bachelorette trip, Booted, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, future sister-in-law, kicked out, lack of effort, Planning, relationship, SIL, Strain, Uncooperative, uninterested, unresponsive, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCraft, WIBTA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bridesmaid drama is just too real? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.

And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!

NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Conversation, cues, DATING, disinterest, emotions, FLIRTING, Girls, indifference, Minecraft, not interested, NotInterestedGrls, reddit, rejection, relationships, Signals, signs, smp, uninterested, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	85	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Crops Grown:	9194
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

added costs, additional charges, charges, convenience, Convenience fees, Craft, customer frustration, extra costs, fees, financial burden, hidden fees, INCONVENIENCE, money grab, online fees, payment fees, price gouging, service fees, surcharges, transaction fees, unexpected fees, unnecessary expenses

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

Bilingual, bilingual brain, bilingualism, brain connectivity, brain mapping, brain regions, cerebellum, cognitive benefits, cognitive development., Connect, connectivity, Cortex, fMRI, language acquisition, language learning, left, left frontal cortex, neural pathways, neuroscience, participants, scans, second language, younger age

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Votes:	6763	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

The Campfire

apply, BCG, Community, Cozy, Discord, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Origins, Server, The Campfire, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

thecampfire.blockworlds.io

1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

1hour, 1Life, Adventure, bonds, challenge, Civilization, Civllager, close-knit, Community, consequences, Craziness, Decisions, Evolving, Exploration, family, Fast-paced, Feels, Hardcore, lasting impacts, Legacy, Lifecycle, Other, reinvent, Survival, Unique, Wild, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

Overview
If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.

What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I respawn after I die?	No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
How do I navigate without accurate coordinates?	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
How can I contribute to the server community?	Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

See you in-game 😉

WaveCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, Featured Co-op Combat Event, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Rectifier, Resonator Showcase, Server, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Ultimate, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Do you want to showcase your Resonator skills like never before? Then come on over and meet The Shorekeeper, the legendary guardian of the waves who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Version 1.3 and witness The Shore’s End, a place where the impossible becomes possible and the unimaginable becomes reality. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

Explore our mind-blowing map that will leave you speechless. From hidden treasures to secret passageways, there’s always something new to discover at Wuthering Waves.

And don’t forget to track all the craziness with our Convene Tracker, because you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Join us for our epic events, including the Resonator Banner featuring The Shorekeeper, the Weapon Banner with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, and the Parade of Stars leveling event that will take you to new heights of awesomeness.

Check out our timeline and rewards to see what epic loot you can score, and don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for even more goodies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Express yourself with our collection of emotes that will make your friends jealous, and add them to your /wuwa/ Friends List to show off your cool new moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves, where the adventure never ends and the laughs never stop. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	7602

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Runes Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	553
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

CraftyLessons

CraftyLessons, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inner strength, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

EverestClimber100

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.