DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

RISQUE, Communication, awkward, phrase, Suggestive

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.

First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

UNCOMFORTABLE, Shocking.., Conversation, cringe-worthy, Unintentional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

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Social Distancing Craft

DISTANCING, STICKERS, Craft, Ingrained, covid

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

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VomCraft LOLZ

Apology, misunderstanding, reaction, grossed out, dry heaving

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Veiled Haven: Where griefing is only allowed if it’s unintentional! Java 1.21, Semi-Vanilla!

Vanilla Experience, simple voice chat, java, block by block, apply

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server

Overview

Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft. Dedicated to giving players a mostly vanilla experience with simple modifications to enhance gameplay.

Quick Links

Modifications

Veiled Haven has added modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, Discord-MC Chat, and more to enhance the vanilla experience.

Events & Economy

Weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes. The community is working on a shopping district with player-run shops for custom items.

Rules

Veiled Haven is a whitelisted SMP with an age restriction of 16+. Exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, and any other rule infractions are strictly prohibited.

To Apply

Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply.

We look forward to seeing you in your new Haven soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Veiled Haven?	Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft, offering a mostly vanilla experience with enhancements.
How do I apply to join?	Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply for membership.
What modifications are included?	Modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat have been added.
Are there events and prizes?	Yes, weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes for participants.
What are the server rules?	Rules include an age restriction of 16+, no exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, or player abuse.

AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

regretful, mortifying, Server, Regrettable, social faux pas

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus while daydreaming about building a giant cheeseburger in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we embrace all levels of autopilot fails and turn them into hilarious moments! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual chaos and create unforgettable memories like accidentally riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Naive, amusing, inappropriate, unawareness, unexpected

Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

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MosquitoMishapMC

mosquito-borne illness, unawareness, vector-borne disease, mosquito control, MosquitoMishapMC

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

general, Minecraft, modding help, AMA, friday night funkin

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

waking up late, Server, dreading school, school tardiness, waking up late for school

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

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Unintentional