DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.

First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

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Social Distancing Craft

Awareness, Behavior, Caution, children, covid, Craft, DISTANCING, education, habits, Ingrained, long-term effects, pandemic, Prevention, public health, reminders, Social, social distancing, social norms, societal changes, societal impact, STICKERS, subconscious, Unintentional

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

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VomCraft LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Veiled Haven: Where griefing is only allowed if it’s unintentional! Java 1.21, Semi-Vanilla!

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Veiled Haven Minecraft Server

Overview

Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft. Dedicated to giving players a mostly vanilla experience with simple modifications to enhance gameplay.

Quick Links

Modifications

Veiled Haven has added modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, Discord-MC Chat, and more to enhance the vanilla experience.

Events & Economy

Weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes. The community is working on a shopping district with player-run shops for custom items.

Rules

Veiled Haven is a whitelisted SMP with an age restriction of 16+. Exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, and any other rule infractions are strictly prohibited.

To Apply

Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply.

We look forward to seeing you in your new Haven soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Veiled Haven?	Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft, offering a mostly vanilla experience with enhancements.
How do I apply to join?	Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply for membership.
What modifications are included?	Modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat have been added.
Are there events and prizes?	Yes, weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes for participants.
What are the server rules?	Rules include an age restriction of 16+, no exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, or player abuse.

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