AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

awkward, AwkwardEavesdropMC, Conversation, cringe-worthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, funny, gossip, inappropriate, intrusive, mortifying, Overheard, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, Shocking.., smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, Unintentional

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Social Distancing Craft

Awareness, Behavior, Caution, children, covid, Craft, DISTANCING, education, habits, Ingrained, long-term effects, pandemic, Prevention, public health, reminders, Social, social distancing, social norms, societal changes, societal impact, STICKERS, subconscious, Unintentional

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1531
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	991
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Veiled Haven: Where griefing is only allowed if it’s unintentional! Java 1.21, Semi-Vanilla!

16+, age-restriction, Allowed, apply, Armor statues, block by block, Discord, Economy, Events, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, java, Mature, modifications, Player/Mob Heads, Respectful Atmosphere, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping district, simple voice chat, smp, theft, Unintentional, Vanilla Experience, veiled, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server

Overview

Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft. Dedicated to giving players a mostly vanilla experience with simple modifications to enhance gameplay.

Quick Links

Modifications

Events & Economy

Weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes. The community is working on a shopping district with player-run shops for custom items.

Rules

Veiled Haven is a whitelisted SMP with an age restriction of 16+. Exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, and any other rule infractions are strictly prohibited.

To Apply

Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply.

We look forward to seeing you in your new Haven soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Veiled Haven?	Veiled Haven is a semi new server inspired by Hermitcraft, offering a mostly vanilla experience with enhancements.
How do I apply to join?	Join the Discord server and follow the rules to apply for membership.
What modifications are included?	Modifications such as Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat have been added.
Are there events and prizes?	Yes, weekly, monthly, and special events are planned with enticing prizes for participants.
What are the server rules?	Rules include an age restriction of 16+, no exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, or player abuse.

AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

absentminded, Autopilot, awkward, blunder, EMBARRASSING, Fails, forgetful, funny, Humiliation, Inattentive, Mindless behavior, Minecraft, mistake, mortifying, Oops, Red-faced, regretful, Regrettable, self-conscious, Server, social faux pas, unconscious actions, Unintentional

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1152	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus while daydreaming about building a giant cheeseburger in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we embrace all levels of autopilot fails and turn them into hilarious moments! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual chaos and create unforgettable memories like accidentally riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, amusing, children, EMBARRASSING, funny, hilarious, inappropriate, Innocence, innocent, Kids, KidzCraft, Language, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Naive, Server, Shocking.., Surprising, unaware, unawareness, unexpected, Unintentional, Words

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Crops Grown:	4408
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Enchantments Applied:	175
Void Gems Collected:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	8351
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Crops Grown:	6824
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

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