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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4142 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Towns Built: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.