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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Minecraft Server: Lost in Translation

bilingualism, cultural assimilation, english-based creole, Irish language, language acquisition, language barriers, language dominance, language evolution, language extinction, language learning, language preservation, language proficiency, language revitalization, linguistic diversity, Lost, Minecraft, minority languages, multilingualism, native speakers, second language speakers, Server, translation, Unintelligible

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of trying to understand the crazy language spoken by second language speakers on other servers? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with hilarious English-based creole created by non-native speakers that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us for a wild ride of linguistic chaos and make friends with players from all over the world who speak a language even more messed up than Irish! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Goldeaglecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

A nice server from the goldeagel community, We have many types of games and always look at what the players like to see with updates and new games

play.goldeaglecraft.nl

Tokyorp

bedrock, Economy, java, Jobs, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

🎭 TokyoRP!

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TokyoRP 1.16 – 1.19+

About Our Server

We offer a variety of Roleplay scenarios and experiences. Your journey starts as a 9th grade highschooler and you’ll be aging up and choosing your path! You may study your classes and end up becoming a peace officer, investigator, detective or take the EMS route and become a doctor, psychiatrist or a surgeon! Or you might like to choose the Dark path and become a criminal, a gang member and even go to wars with other gangs. Or you might just enjoy your time in highschool and become a teacher.

Possibilities are limitless in TokyoRP, Join today for a new experience!

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142.44.135.74:25604

Oasium

Factions, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8498	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Star Shards Collected:	89	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

A factions survival server. Plugins include: WildTP, Custom Skript Commands, and more! Come join our server and try it out! You won’t be disappointed!

Oasium.minehut.gg

MidasMine Minecraft server

Castle Battle

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	819509
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the MidasMine server! We offer unique opportunities and a friendly community ready to welcome you.

Server Features:

1. Unique Mobs: Meet unusual enemies in the worlds of MidasMine, where every adventure becomes a real challenge.

2. Towny Advanced: Create and manage your cities, interact with other players and form civilizations.

3. Friendly Community: We value our players and provide a safe and welcoming environment. Moderators are always ready to help you.

4. Competitive Events: Participate in regular competitions to test your skills and win prizes.

5. Online Map: Use our online map to track your location and find interesting places to explore.

It’s easy to join:

1. Launch Minecraft and select “Multiplayer”.2. Add a server by entering the IP address: play.midasmine.xyz3. Select the MidasMine server from the list.4. Click “Join” and get ready for adventure!

Join us today and plunge into the world of gold and adventure on the MidasMine server!

play.midasmine.xyz:25701

SmokeCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

New Server , Premium and Cracked Java Edition v 1.18.2 very FUN

smokecraft.revivesmc.net:2214

Multiples network

Mining, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4467
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Multiples is a network of tropical themed servers ranging from Lifesteal, Boxpvp, Prison/Mining, Dupe, and a variety of different servers! Adventure Awaits, get in on the action!

Top 5 Voters get 200 Credits every month!

https://discord.com/invite/eXQgkXXtRh

• New players get started by mining stone to level up, then creating their own Island• Dropped items can be used to trade for better tools/armor or sold for coins to use in /shop• Invite other players to your crew to boost XP Multipliers and boost idle (AFK) rewards by being on your island /crew home• Slay monsters that are spawned around the map by breaking eggs in certain POI areas• Gain Credits on the server from opening loot barrels dropped by mining or slaying monsters and use them for cosmetics in /shop

• Climb leaderboards for Mining Level, Raw Blocks, Kills & Crew Level to earn bragging rights!• Search around the map for hidden trades and easter eggs and enjoy recruiting others to help you on your adventures!

play.multiplesmc.com

UniversalCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

UniversalCraft – the universally acclaimed, friendly Minecraft server experience suitable for all types of player, from the complete beginner to the experienced and seasoned professional!

UniversalCraft is an online free-to-play Minecraft Java Edition™ game-playing environment which is made up of a fantastic and varied collection of Paper servers each running a carefully selected collection of popular and reliable plugins, all controlled and accessed using your regular Minecraft game client through a single coordinated Waterfall interface.

We pride ourselves on proactively and aggressively keeping the UniversalCraft servers and their associated plugins as up to date as possible so everyone can benefit from the latest Minecraft enhancements and new features. The same applies to our back-end infrastructure too – all of our servers use the CentOS 8 distro of Linux, Java 11 (OpenJDK) and MariaDB 10.5 in a Galera Cluster configuration for maximum up-time.

universalcraft.net

☞ CraftDan » 1.10-1.16.5 Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Fly, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	78
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

☞ Welcome to the CraftDan project!

On our project you will find a lot of goodies and entertainment. At the moment, the project has 2 game servers – RPG and Survival. We don’t have dupes, free donations, 127 LVL, cheating on teams, and so on. Our server is located on high-quality equipment in Moscow, which ensures minimal PING, high TPS and UPTIME. We do not deceive our players, we respect our players and listen to their opinions and advice. When we find bugs, we fix them immediately, rather than keeping them around like cockroaches! We have a very kind and responsive administration that will help you in difficult times. And we also have cheap privileges.

⌬ IP: mc.craft-dan.ru

○ Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/mc_craftdan

○ Discord server: https://discord.craft-dan.ru

› Purchase a privilege: https://shop.craft-dan.ru

mc.craft-dan.ru

CubeOasis

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

CubeOasis is a survival focused Minecraft server dedicated to providing a quality Minecraft experience for everyone. Survival focused means all the gamemodes we have are based on a survival experience, with a twist. CubeOasis is a network of 7 severs, all being different variations of survival, including build focused, classic, old, skyblock, speed, competitive, and modded survival. We also have 2 other servers, that being CubeOasis Runs and CubeOasis Anarchy. For more information check out the Extra Info page on the website.

play.cubeoasis.net

Quests minigames

Citizens, City Rpg, Citybuild, free, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	187
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN ACTIVE, FUN, EXCITING CITYBUILD SERVER THAT NEVER GETS BORING? Then AliveUniverse is the right place for you! We don’t just offer the typical city build, we have battle royale, party games, parkour and SO. MUCH. MORE. Don’t feel like farming? Then try earning money with jobs or in the auction house!!! Do you need in-game cash??? Do quests, jobs, build a shop, trade, sell items, sell services, put things on the auction house OR INVEST! Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Make a YouTube video, stream or do a Tiktok to get the Content Creator role! (No matter how many followers or subscribers you have) Are you looking for ways to get in touch with us? -Visit our discord at dsc.gg/aliveuniverse -Reach our team management on Discord via VerseMonkey#1375 or our Head of Development 𝕳𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖞#4647. -open a forum entry at aliveuniverse.de/forum/ Do you want to fight against other players? Go into one of our many PVP oriented game modes: -Battle Royale -Party Games (A game mode where you play against other players in 23+ different minigames) Do you want to unlock certain skills? With certain activities you level up things like resistance, damage and many more. Here you get skills like freeze, more hearts and tree cutter. Are you a SCI-FI or Star Citizen fan? Our entire server is inspired by sci fi and Star Citizen aesthetics! Are you wondering how you can take the Alive Universe experience to a new level? -Download the resource pack “Norzteus Space pack” at https://resourcepack.net/norzeteus-space-resource-pack/. -Download the “SEUS renewed shader pack” at https://sonicether.com/shaders/download/renewed-v1-0-1/. By the way, we’re also looking for great new mods! We are not just any server. We are AliveUniverse. What are you waiting for? Join m1.AliveUniverse.de today! Still questions? Check out our website at https://aliveuniverse.de or our shop at https://store.aliveuniverse.de in the forum or on the WIKI!!!

mc1.aliveuniversede