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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Blockhead Blunders

absurd statements, asinine remarks, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless remarks, daft remarks, dim-witted quotes, dumb comments, foolish remarks, idiotic quotes, ignorant quotes, imbecilic statements, inane words, ludicrous conversations, moronic statements, nonsensical conversations, preposterous statements, ridiculous statements, senseless words, silly comments, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7242	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Votes:	1637
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3353
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	5088	Runes Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	396781
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	2683
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Farms Harvested:	335	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!