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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	3468
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2870
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	648

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

legacyminigames.net

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5095
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

terrain,, custom

150×150 block plots, monthly changing

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	70
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

DupelifeReborn.minefort.com

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

onepieceplayground.blockworlds.io