Unintelligent – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player
Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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DumbConvosMC SMP
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

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DumbCraft Minecraft Server
Absurd, brainless, comparison, debate, dim-witted, DumbCraft, dumber, Foolish, funny, humor, imbecile, intelligence, joking, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, question.., Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, Unintelligent, who’s dumber
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP
Absurd, asinine, brainless, dumb, DumbestChatEver, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, illogical, imbecilic, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid, Unintelligent
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!
One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP
degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt
Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.
Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN
Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

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DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!
Absurd, Antagonist, asinine, brainless, Characters, dumb character, DumbCraft, Evil, Foolish, foolishness, IDIOTIC, imbecilic, lolworthy, Ludicrous, moronic, Neuro, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupid, Unintelligent, Villain
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.
Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!
But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server
airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

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Vtuber Mahjong World 1.21
Day drunk, doragon, Doragon’s latest video, jellyjonger, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, mahjong, Pinfu, Previous thread, Tournament, vg/mjg, vm/doko, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, Vtuber, world
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like day drunk doragon edition, but with a twist! We got sources that will blow your mind: https://repo.riichi.moe/
And if you’re into jong streams, we got ’em all: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRg8ApsvFz8 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vdGVbjleEs – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvkKgZxqVQ – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5B3zRuzKvw – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A0qLh_nFwc – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkVGBnYKAo
Plus, we got some jong chuubas (dead section) for ya: EN: https://rentry.org/vtjongers JP: https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf (Saint): https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers
And don’t even get me started on the Jong news, like Dofume hosting a tournament and jellyjonger denying being a woman (again) (again) (again but cutely).
But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune telling is on point today, with Pinfu being the lucky yaku.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who cares! Let’s gooooo!

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CraftyMomPayUp Minecraft Server
colors, Commission, CraftyMomPayUp, custom designs, custom orders, design, embroidery, Fabric, family, illustrator, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, opinion, Pastel, Pillow, pro bono, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Sewing, SIL, tailor, Yellow
Are you tired of dealing with demanding clients who don’t appreciate your expertise? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and opinions!
Imagine a world where you can create custom designs without anyone questioning your choices. Build a decorative pillow in any color you desire, without someone insisting on banana peel yellow (seriously, who even likes that color?).
On our server, we understand the importance of artistic freedom and respect your craft. No more pro-bono projects for ungrateful family members – get paid what you deserve for your hard work!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky opinions getting in the way. Plus, we have a special offer for all new members – a free illustration from our professional illustrator fiancé! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to showcase your talents in a supportive and hilarious community.

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DadCryCraft
business conflicts, career choices, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, DadCryCraft, Decision making, emotional guilt, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family issues, family pressure, father-son relationship, forgiveness, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, sibling rivalry, starting fresh, work relationships
Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any siblings getting in your way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream house without any interference from ghosting brothers or contractors who didn’t finish high school. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate escape from family obligations.
Forget about legal contracts and family guilt trips – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect castle or mining for rare resources. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in this world, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

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ConfessCraft SMP: Oopsie!
Accidental, awkward, BIZARRE, ConfessCraft, confession, confession blunder, confession gone wrong, confession mishap, confession slip-up, EMBARRASSING, funny, mistake, odd, Oopsie, peculiar, quirky, secret, smp, Story, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird
Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a whole new world of madness and shenanigans. Like one time, I accidentally confessed to being a potato in the chat and everyone was like “lol wut?” But then they all started roleplaying as vegetables and it was the funniest thing ever. And get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. And if you join, you can become a llama whisperer and make bank selling llama wool. Plus, there’s a rumor that the admin is actually a talking dolphin who only communicates in dolphin noises. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FantasyCraft: Unleashed
FantasyCraft, Unleashed
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
accusations, border security, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, harbouring, illegal activities, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican president, mexico, Minecraft, national security, North America, political tensions, Server, U.S, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

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MineCraftyUkraine
50, Agreement, controversy, Document, Government, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, mineral resources, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, refuses, sign, Transfer, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, US, W&P, Zelensky, УНН
so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!
but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?
join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!
come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

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Egg House Flex
consequences, crime, Damage, Dangerous, Egg, Egging, flex, Fun, House, illegal, juvenile, Mischief, Neighborhood, prank, Property, punishment, Revenge, Risky, teenagers, trend, Vandalism
join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server
air quality, Automotive Industry, Brake, Brake pads, Breathing, Copper, dust, environmental impact, exhaust emissions, harmful effects, LUNGS, Minecraft, PAD, particles, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, respiratory health, sensitive cells, Server, study, TOXIC, toxicology
join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

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ArdynFall SMP

Active, Adventurer, Ardynfall, backups, close-knit, community-driven, Creative Server, Discord, Established, Events, Evolving, INCLUSIVE, Player Run Economy, Plugins, proximity chat, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Staff, Uptime, Vanilla

ArdynFall SMP

🌍 ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features. Join us for pure, fair gameplay in a welcoming community.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving server
Established & Close-Knit Community
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

List of Plugins:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now! ⛏️https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.
Are there server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets.
Is the server economy player-run?	Yes, players help develop the diamond-based shopping district.
What kind of events are hosted?	In February, there are events such as nether portal design competition, hide and seek, jousting, and trivia night.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, there is a separate creative server for members to work on projects together.