Unintelligent – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

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DumbCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, brainless, comparison, debate, dim-witted, DumbCraft, dumber, Foolish, funny, humor, imbecile, intelligence, joking, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, question.., Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, Unintelligent, who’s dumber

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, dumb, DumbestChatEver, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, illogical, imbecilic, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

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DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

Absurd, Antagonist, asinine, brainless, Characters, dumb character, DumbCraft, Evil, Foolish, foolishness, IDIOTIC, imbecilic, lolworthy, Ludicrous, moronic, Neuro, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupid, Unintelligent, Villain

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

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BlockBuddiesCraft

bilateral relations, BlockBuddiesCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic actions, east asia, economic cooperation, economic pressure, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global affairs, international agreements, international diplomacy, international relations, Japan, joint efforts, political alliances, sanctions, security measures, trade agreements, U.S, united states

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)

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BabyCraftMixUp

babies, BabyCraftMixUp, cross-cultural relationships, cultural blending, Curiosity, Diversity, diversity in love, family, future generations, global connections, global unity, Interracial Relationships, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Nationalities, Possibilities, Potential, relationships, societal norms, unique pairings, Wonder

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have players from all over the world, creating a melting pot of cultures and craziness. ever seen a british player build a tea shop next to a mexican player’s taco stand? well, you will here!

our server is like a virtual united nations, but with more explosions and less politics. want to see a french player try to communicate with a russian player using only emojis? it’s a sight to behold.

we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. watch as players create giant statues of their favorite foods or reenact famous movie scenes using only blocks.

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only come from bringing people from all over the world together in one virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a player from a country you’ve never heard of before.

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Slapstuck SMP

BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Server, Simple, small group, smp, Social, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Hello! We are a small group of friends just running a little SMP. We have simple voice chat, terralith, and some vanilla tweaks as well. Come hang out! We started 5/24/2024

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NexusCPVP

Cpvp, Discord, Economy, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, NexusCPVP, PvP, Raiding, Server, Shop, Survival

Join NexusCPVP, THE BEST CPVP SERVER AND SHOP SURVIVAL SERVER!!!

Discord-> dsc.gg/nexuscpvp IP-> nexuscpvp.xyz

nexuscpvp.xyz:25814

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VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!

active community, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, community values, cozy community, creativity, exciting projects, friendly players, griefing definition, long-term play, Mature, Mature Players, new player, No Griefing, pvp allowed, Resetting, Respect, seasoned builder, slightly, stable environment, Super, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer, Vibrant Community

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP Address	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us:

VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community:

Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:
- Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
- Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:
- Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
- PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
- Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
- Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition:

Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is vanillamultiplayer.com
Are mods allowed on the server?	Client modifications like improved chat and minimaps are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage.
What is the definition of griefing on VanillaMultiplayer?	Griefing is defined as breaking or adding blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, comparison, DadCraft, discontent, dissatisfaction, doomers, envy, family, House, incel, Jealousy, Job, Kids, Life, meaningless, Minecraft, Resentment, responsibilities, Server, unfulfilled, ungrateful, Unhappy, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

amazed, Bathwater, boundary-pushing, controversial, dances naked, Edgy, filmmaker, girl on period, holy fuck, Holycraft, Media, mindlessly please, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, shock, shocking behavior, simple act, taboo, trying new things, trying to please, trying to shock, zoomers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

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GF-Free Fun Time!

Book Club, Boundaries, Communication, couples, DATING, friend time, Fun, GFFree, girls time, Girls trip, group outings, hang out, Honesty, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, prioritizing friendships, quality time, Respect, serious relationship, third wheel, Time, Understanding, uninvite

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!

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AfterlifeCraft Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, afterlife beliefs, afterlife experiences, afterlife exploration, afterlife theories, AfterlifeCraft, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., metaphysical realm, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, post-mortem existence, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Server, Soul, Spirits, Spiritual Journey

Have you ever wondered what happens to your Minecraft character after they die? Well, on our server, we have a special respawn system that transports you to a magical realm where you have to battle zombie pigmen in order to earn your way back to the land of the living. It’s like a mini-game within a game, and it’s totally epic!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that whoever can make it through the dungeon alive will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re feeling lucky (or just really greedy), come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the dungeon and claim your prizes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are all obsessed with building the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to pixel art masterpieces, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your creativity run wild, look no further!

So come join us on our server and experience the afterlife like never before. Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life (or at least have a lot of fun trying)!

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BlockbusterBliss

Bittersweet moments, BlockbusterBliss, cherished memories, emotional connections, first time experiences, life events, longing for the past, Memories, Nostalgia, precious memories, Recollection, rekindling joy, reliving moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, special occasions, time travel, unforgettable experiences, Wishful thinking, wistful reflections

Remember the first time you dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, imagine experiencing that thrill all over again on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry chickens on your unsuspecting friends or stumbling upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

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