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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1439 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 186020 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!