New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CompliMehCraft

    CompliMehCraft
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6259
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Animals Bred: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only give out weak compliments like “nice build” or “good job”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only give out the most EPIC compliments like “your pixel art is so amazing, it made me cry diamonds” or “your redstone skills are so on point, even Herobrine is jealous!” Join us for a wild ride of insane compliments and outrageous adventures! Who needs boring old compliments when you can have compliments that will make you feel like the ultimate Minecraft champion?! Join now and prepare to be showered with compliments that will make your blocky heart sing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838

    Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7666
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Votes: 8188
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the power of White male supremacy in the most outrageous way possible! Our server, known as /BLEACHED/, is like no other as we proudly display the Queen of Hearts symbol to signify our exclusive club for White men only.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and mining, it’s about embracing the true essence of raceplay in Minecraft. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (in the game, of course).

    Join us for a White Christmas like no other, where the snow is whiter, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, they’re still pretty creepy. So grab your pickaxe, put on your Queen of Hearts tattoo, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you’re not a White man, you might want to steer clear of this server. It’s not for the faint of heart (or Jack of Hearts, for that matter).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

    Chunky Taco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 576
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3707 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 494
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 185 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Zombie Dances: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

    But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Seething at Us Minecraft Server

    Seething at Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8081
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Votes: 2000
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1649 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.

    So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Voluminous Minecraft SMP

    The Voluminous Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6339
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ores Mined: 9501 Towns Built: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9154
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 7119 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Potions Brewed: 51 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    TOPBB.MCMCMC.RU

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  • Never-BAU Minecraft Server

    Never-BAU Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1582
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Magic Items Found: 1738 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with boring old BAU BAU crap in your everyday life? Say goodbye to that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can escape the BAU BAU drama once and for all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless possibilities. So why wait? Join now and leave those suckers behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2366

    Minecraft SMP: /XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2366
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4068
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Ores Mined: 1935 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with wild adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us and experience the wildest parties that never stop! From building epic structures to battling mobs in the most ridiculous ways possible, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground vault filled with XRP (yes, you heard that right) that you can mine and trade with other players. Who knew cryptocurrency could be so fun in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CanonCraft Minecraft Server

    CanonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9784
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about storytelling? Look no further! Join our server where Ryukishi07’s answer arcs are just the tip of the iceberg.

    In our world, Rika is losing her sanity and hallucinating her tulpa as a tangible being. Hanyuu? Oh, she’s just a figment of everyone’s imagination, never actually meant to be seen. The rules of the meta world are as twisted as a pretzel, with culprits that are never formally introduced and truths that shift like sand in the wind.

    But wait, there’s more! In Umineko, the truth is whatever the majority believes. Beato as the trans killer? You fell for Bernkastel’s mind games, my friend. The red truth is as malleable as Play-Doh, and Sayo Yasuda rule? Ha! Don’t make us laugh.

    Join us on this wild ride where the culprit’s identity is still up in the air, but we’re pretty sure it was Rosa Ushiromiya. Ryukishi is a master of deception, and you’ll be led astray at every turn. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

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