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  • Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

    Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

    And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

    Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

    The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

    Hypeless in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

    We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EpicFailCraft

    EpicFailCraft
    Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

    TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

    But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

    ZeroFucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

    Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding flying pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as other players bow down to your epicness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who will trade you enchanted items for tacos.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftMayhemTV

    MinecraftMayhemTV
    Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire Craft | Towny SMP

    Empire Craft | Towny SMP

    Empire Craft

    Empire Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server since 2012 with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create shops, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

    Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

    We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

    Hope to see you soon!

    play.empire-craft.com

    play.empire-craft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EDO’S WORLD

    EDO’S WORLD

    EDO’S WORLD

    198.24.165.154

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zealanderville

    Zealanderville

    We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

    Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

    zealanderville.ca

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EpicCraft

    EpicCraft

    Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

    mc8.fadehost.com:25658

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeBuildCrap

    WeBuildCrap

    We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

    mc.webuildcrap.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cloudcreeper Minecraft

    Cloudcreeper Minecraft
    Cloudcreeper Minecraft

    mc.cloudcreeper.net:25571

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ActionPVP – Minigames

    ActionPVP – Minigames

    Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

    play.actionpvp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TownCraft

    TownCraft

    TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

    We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

    Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

    TownCraftMC.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

    InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

    ★Features★

    – MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

    Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

    IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

    op.infinityraids.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlatyCast

    PlatyCast

    Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

    Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

    mc.platycast.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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