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PointlessDebateMC SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	3761	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crops Grown:	2189
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	326	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!