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CraftyKidsMC: UNICEF’s Nightmare

abuse prevention, advocacy, awareness campaign, child advocacy, child exploitation, Child protection, child safety, child welfare, children’s rights, CraftyKidsMC, global issue, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organization, Malaysia, mass child abuse, Nightmare, shocking news, social justice, Trauma, UNICEF, UNICEFs, unimaginable horror, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	842

join our epic minecraft server where we build a world so awesome even UNICEF would be shooketh. imagine a land where children rule and build their own empires, creating a utopia of blocky goodness. we’ve got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a wild ride of unimaginable horror and mass child abuse… wait, scratch that last part. but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and let your inner child run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Pitfall Dehydration Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mines Excavated:	2829
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Star Shards Collected:	284	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

4ccg, 4chan Cup General, ai, Await, boards, CraftyChanCup, culture, cup, Edition, goals, Gomen, Gomen Edition, invitationals, Join, manage, MAYHEM, memes, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, Qualifiers, shitposting, simulation, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Teams, Videos

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	743	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7273	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7890	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Void Gems Collected:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?