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UncoolMinecraftServer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	634
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	8138
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

Rect-Free Minecraft SMP Haven

alertness, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, Community, crime, fear, Haven, haven’t seen, Minecraft, Months, Pedophiles, Protection, public spaces, Rect, RectFree, Reporting, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, SECURITY, smp, suspicious behavior, Transgender, vigilance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Tired of running into creepers and zombies in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is a pedo and tranner-free zone! Say goodbye to those unsavory characters and hello to a server where you can build and mine in peace.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, that’s classified information!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Gay Cod Minecraft Server

arma 4, battlefield, COD, Dead, fps, games, Gay, Good, Halo, long tail tags, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, tf2, Trash, Tribes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of all the boring FPS games out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to get your multiplayer fix!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported into a world of pure chaos and hilarity. They battled it out in epic PvP battles, built insane structures, and even rode pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearsome General Cluckington. Join forces with the Chicken Army and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.

So why waste your time on boring FPS games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of madness and mayhem? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Best Mixed Couples Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are treated like royalty, literally!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your non-white partner starts bowing down to you, treating you like the king or queen that you are. And not to be outdone, your white partner is just so grateful that you’re appreciating their appreciation, they start showering you with gifts fit for royalty.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and even a secret underground lair where the most powerful players gather to plot their next move. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Yakisova US

Cards, collectors, Community, Items, Minecraft, plushies, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Yakisova US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3662
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Votes:	7057
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8

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Bottom Society Minecraft Server

Barriers, Bottom, classroom dynamics, discrimination, disruptive behavior, Diversity, education, educational system, inclusion, INEQUALITY, learning pace, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, progress, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racism, Server, social justice, societal advancement, societal issues, society

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	501	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the bottom-feeders of society? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the slowpokes and disruptors of the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun.

Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll never have to worry about being held back by anyone. Say goodbye to snails pace and hello to high-speed adventures! Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll never have to deal with any disruptive niggers ruining your gaming experience.

So come join us on our server and leave society’s bottom-feeders behind. It’s time to level up and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, secret alliances, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes, exploring dangerous dungeons, and maybe even uncovering a hidden treasure or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to have discovered the secrets of the universe hidden within the game. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Euroblocks

Adventure, alliances, building, Combat, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Europe, Exploration, Legacy, Map, marketplace, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Resources, strategy, Survival, Towny, Trade, Trading

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Votes:	1564
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	157

EUROBLOCKS: A Balanced Minecraft Adventure in Europe

Welcome to EUROBLOCKS, a Minecraft server that combines exploration, strategy, and community on a detailed map of Europe. With the Towny plugin, you can establish and grow your own town, manage resources, and form alliances with neighbors. Trade plays a vital role, as players engage in a dynamic economy system to buy, sell, and barter goods, fostering a bustling marketplace. For those seeking a touch of action, light combat elements allow for friendly skirmishes and territorial challenges without overshadowing the cooperative spirit. EUROBLOCKS offers a balanced mix of building, trading, and adventure, ensuring something for every type of player. Immerse yourself in this unique blend of economy, strategy, and light conflict, and shape your legacy on a map that captures the heart of Europe.

193.135.10.96:15246

Blocky Skibidi Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: you’re a Ronin in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – HUNTERS, fighting off ghosts and monsters with your trusty sword. Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our virtual marketplace.

But wait, there’s more! Level up your LEGO XP with our AFK strategy, and keep up with the Season XP Leveling Pace to stay ahead of the game. Need some extra V-Bucks? Check out our Mission Alerts for StW and earn those sweet rewards.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some insane updates! We’re introducing a new Text Chat Experience, bringing back the Fortnite OG, and launching Ballistic, a tactical 5v5 shooter in first person mode. Oh, and did we mention Snoop Dogg is headlining our Fortnite Festival Season 6? It’s gonna be lit!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Build your life in the big city with LEGO Fortnite Brick Life, or embark on a thrilling adventure with LEGO Fortnite Odyssey and the Storm Chasers Update. And don’t forget to subscribe to Fortnite Crew for exclusive rewards, like the Lady of Cranes skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this crazy ride!

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Votes:	8289

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!