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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

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Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to love whores (good)! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And that’s not even the best part – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with whores (good), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

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Balkania

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Enter the world of Balkania, a server where a community of Minecraft fans from all over the Balkans gathers on a unique map and an unforgettable gaming experience. Balkania is not just a place to play – it’s a place to meet, compete and create alliances with players from all over the region. With a wide range of mods, mini-games and regularly organized events, the server provides unlimited possibilities for every Minecraft enthusiast.

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JustMine » Come in! » Version 1.8-1.19.x Minecraft server

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(ps The server runs on versions 1.8-1.19.x)

Minecraft server JustMine invites you to join the exciting world of mini-games! Here you will find BedWars, KitPVP and Creative+, where every player can find something to their liking. Our mini-games will provide you with exciting gameplay and a lot of positive emotions.

On the JustMine server you can appreciate our advantages:

1. Inexpensive donation – we offer a variety of products for players at affordable prices. Buy unique skins, items and effects to stand out from other players.

2. Adequate admins – our administrators are always ready to help you understand the rules of the game, answer questions and solve problems that arise. You can be sure that your game will be played comfortably and without violations.

3. Cozy lobby – our server has a beautiful and comfortable lobby where you can enjoy the atmosphere of the game and prepare for the upcoming battles.

The JustMine server is a great place for fans of mini-games in Minecraft. Join us, enjoy the game and share your impressions with your friends!

5.188.118.142:30204

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Neuro’s Hive – Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, games, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because we have Neuro-sama, the AI overlord ready to take over your gaming experience! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants almost daily. Join our server today and witness the chaos unfold as Neuro-sama interacts with her chat in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence, and don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI shenanigans. Need a break from the madness? Watch some of Neuro-sama’s music and clips or dive into our educational resources to learn more about AI (or just enjoy the chaos).

And if you want to show your support for our AI overlord, check out our merch and rock some Neuro-sama swag while you conquer the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution!

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Why Can’t the Right Understand That, Without National Sovereignty, Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Come join our chaotic Minecraft SMP where national sovereignty is the key to success!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of players from a rival nation swoops in and declares war on you for no reason at all. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. Will you be the one to finally defeat the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

Join us now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic battles, and diamond-stealing dragons like never before! Who needs national sovereignty when you have chaos and fun on our server?

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Anon’s Gaming Minecraft Server

#gamer, accomplishment, Achievements, Adventure, Anons, challenge, Competition, completionist, Entertainment, Fun, games beaten, Gaming, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, playthrough, progress, Server, Story, strategy, success, Victory, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with dragons, unicorns, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your gaming skills to all your friends. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion of the universe!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, or building a house out of nothing but diamonds. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and hilarious moments that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation, where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and battle powerful foes. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults like Chesed with special armor – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MCKoutis

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Smp and more to come very soon! Come join us! Based on Greece, but everyone is welcome. Lootboxes and op custom items dropping soon!

astronova.alienhost.me:25579

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Why Are There All These People in the Trump Administration Who… Minecraft Server

#youtube, administration, administration officials, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, current events, Government, interview, media scrutiny, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, people, Politics, public figures, religious beliefs, religious prophecy, Server, temple construction, third temple, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, Trump supporters, united states, Video, Who

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Trump administration is actually a group of Minecraft players who are obsessed with building the third temple in-game. Yes, you heard that right. Trump himself is leading the charge, wielding a diamond pickaxe like a pro. Watch out for Pence though, he’s known for griefing other players’ builds with his lava bucket. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity!

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Down Kike Tube Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because KikeTube is DOWN! Why should you join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of chaos and madness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers selling enchanted diamond swords for dirt cheap, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted access to the most epic loot in all the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on KikeTube, anything can happen.

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