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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	1830	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Farms Harvested:	791
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9399	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	782929
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	3716
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	586878	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net