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BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous admirer, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, anonymous romance, BLOCK, concealed feelings, Covert Affection, Enigmatic Love, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mysterious Love, Mystery, No. 85641874, Party, Private Emotions, secret, secret admirer, secret message, Server, Unidentified Love, Unknown Admirer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored world! Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land of talking animals and candy-coated mountains.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🌈🦄🎉

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6431
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2654
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9689	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Votes:	3822
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

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