Unhelpful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

dismiss, irritating advice, despise, Unwelcome, unappreciated

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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BreakfastBrosCraft

UNFAIR, Industry, Airbnb holiday, avocado toast, Cooking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

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SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

disappointing service, Terrible Experience, incompetent, negative interaction, unsatisfactory assistance

Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoKidsAllowedCraft

rearrange, work from home, unhelpful, nephew, Expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

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BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

unhelpful, models, Covid-19, well-being, health

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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DivineDadDilemma

Support, agnostic, Confrontation, Religion, Higher power

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries with your dad about religion is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual synagogue, have a bar mitzvah for your Minecraft character, and celebrate all the holidays in style.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are culturally religious but more agnostic when it comes to a higher power. You can avoid those awkward arguments with your dad about belief in god and instead focus on creating an epic virtual world with like-minded players.

And if you ever feel uncomfortable, just remember that on our server, you can always set boundaries with a simple /block command. No more awkward conversations starting with “I know you don’t want me to talk about this but…” – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be happy, whether they believe in god or not. Who knew setting boundaries could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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GraveyardGiggles Minecraft SMP

funeral etiquette, bad behavior, insensitive, Minecraft, insensitive remarks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where funeral crashing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we sneak into funerals and cause chaos with our TNT cannons and mob spawners.

Once, a player dressed up as a zombie and pretended to rise from the grave during a funeral service, scaring everyone in attendance. Another time, someone replaced the deceased’s casket with a chest full of diamonds, causing a frenzy among the mourners.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes, then this is the place for you. Join us for funeral shenanigans and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing for days. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of good taste.

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NoJobNoProbCraft

lack of purpose, Struggle, anxiety, societal pressure, uncertainty

Well, besides the whole not having money thing, it’s definitely missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans happening on our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper named Bob.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being jobless again, because here, you can become a professional block miner and make a living out of crafting the most epic structures ever seen. Plus, our community is so wild and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your way through every creeper explosion and accidental lava bath.

So forget about job hunting and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is having fun!

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GrainCraft: Russian Missile Mishap

Naval News, shipping, Military, international relations, SECURITY

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own grain ship and avoid getting hit by russian missiles in the black sea! sail the high seas with your friends and watch out for those sneaky missiles trying to ruin your day. who knew farming could be so dangerous? join now for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos!

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Border Extortions R Us

respondents, psychological impact, crime, Mental Health Treatment, Support

so, liek, u know how when u go to the U.S. southern border, u gotta watch out for extortion and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! we got players pretending to be border patrol and demanding diamonds as a toll to cross into different biomes. it’s wild, man.

but don’t worry, we got mental health treatment and other services to help u cope with the trauma of being extorted in a virtual world. join us for a crazy adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of therapy. u won’t regret it, unless u lose all ur diamonds to a fake border patrol dude.

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