NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

Disliked, Unwelcome, unhelpful, detest, loathe

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

BreakfastBrosCraft

cleaning, engaged, making breakfast, child minding, Drunk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

disappointing service, Frustration, DISRESPECTFUL, bad experience, poor service

Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

extended family, unhelpful, Accommodation, OVERWHELMING, Home office

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

policy decisions, data analysis, pandemic, Insights, infectious diseases

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TheLairMC: Claim, Shop, Play!

Customizable Player Shops, rewarding gameplay experience, daily reward incentives, Player-Centric Economy, Inclusive Gaming Community

Welcome to TheLairMC [SMP]

Status: WhiteList | Community | Claims | Shops

What’s This Server About?

TheLairMC is a New Age Survival server. It’s like bedrock but better! It’s all about working together, claiming land, and having fun. You can earn daily rewards just for playing and even have PETS!

Cool Features

Easy Claims: Protect your land and let your friends in. We got community towns too!
Vanilla Tweaks: Enjoy neat stuff like Armor Stands and Mob Heads.
Player Shops: Join our shopping district! The economy runs on diamonds, and it’s all player controlled.
Friendly Staff: Our team is nice and fair. No staff abuse here! All builds are made in survival mode.
No Toxicity: Newbies and pros are all welcome!

We Want Your Feedback!

Help us make the server even better for everyone. Your thoughts matter! ❤️

Join our Discord: Click here to chat!

Sparkwynn Epic Quest Realm

Adventure, immersive community events, Dedicated Staff, Multiplayer Survival, polished gameplay

Welcome to Sparkwynn!

Get ready for fun, build, and play! Join a cool world made for 1.21.7. Here, you can:

Go on wild quests
Fight in PvP arenas
Join fun events with friends

Make big castles, beat tricky dungeons, and trade in busy markets made by players. With great staff and a lively crowd, Sparkwynn is the place for all kinds of players:

Builders
Adventurers
PvP champs

Are you ready to make your mark? Join Sparkwynn now and let the fun start!

play.sparkwynn.com

Adult SMP Bedrock {21+} Join Us!

long-term growth, Minecraft Community Events, Active US Based Players, drama-free environment, collaborative building projects

Adults Only SMP [Vanilla]

Whitelist | No Resets | Bedrock Only | Small Community | 21+

If you’re an adult who wants to chill and grow with a small group, this bedrock server is for you! It’s been around for just over 2 months and is all about fun and good vibes.

Why Join?

Relaxed & Friendly: No drama here! Just good times and blocks.
Safe Space: No griefers, just a chill place to play.
Active Group: Mainly US players. Voice chat is cool, but not a must!

Community Features

Hermitcraft Vibes: Fun events and team builds!
Small Player Base: 15 players now, 30 max over time.
Diamond Economy: Shop district with optional player shops.
Nether Hub: Coming soon!
No Resets: Optional “half reset” if we vote for it. New spawn far away!
Community Driven: Your ideas and feedback are wanted!

Join the Discord below to apply and learn more about this awesome place!

Join Discord

8BITMC Fun Towns & PVP!

Player Shops, compete with friends, 8BITMC, friendly community, survival server

8BIT MC

Welcome to 8BIT MC! A new, fair survival server where you can chill with friends and battle it out with others.

Features:

Player Towns: Build and hang out with your pals.
Economy: Trade in our player-run shops and auction house.
Events: Join fun contests and PVP battles for sweet prizes!
Map Size: Explore a huge 40k x 40k world. Go wild!
Versions: Works with 1.17 to 1.21.x.

Join 8BIT MC today! No pay-to-win stuff, no gambling. Just pure fun!

play.8bitmc.uk

Eternal SMP: Chill Crafting Hub

Chill, Vanilla Plus Enhancements, Whitelisted Access Only, Sustainable Gameplay Practices, Custom Datapack Features

🎮 Welcome to Eternal SMP!

Age: 18+ | Type: F2P | Style: Hermitcraft

Launched: May 23, 2025

🌟 Why Join Us?

Eternal SMP is a chill spot for all Minecrafters. If you want a place with good vibes and no drama, you found it!

🔧 Server Features:

🎉 Pure Vanilla+ fun with cool tweaks
🧱 Neat datapacks for better play
🐉 Easy access to Elytra & Dragon egg
🌍 10k world border for each dimension
💣 Duping allowed (TNT & more)
❌ No pay-to-win stuff – just pure play
🛡️ Anti-griefing rules – keep it nice!

💬 Community Vibes:

We are a laid-back group of adults (18+) who love to build and chat. Tired of toxic places? Come chill with us!

🎯 Ready to Join?

Hit us up on Discord: https://discord.gg/eaAjABvR3r

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