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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

advice, ANNOYING, bothersome, despise, detest, Disliked, dismiss, frustrating, hate, ignore, IRRITATING, irritating advice, loathe, NoMoreMinecraftAdvice, unappreciated, unheeded, unhelpful, Unsolicited, unwanted, unwanted advice, Unwelcome

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	8823
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Gems Collected:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5975
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7982
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

bad experience, customer service, disappointing service, DISRESPECTFUL, dissatisfaction, Frustration, inadequate support, incompetent, lack of communication, long wait times, negative interaction, poor service, rude staff, SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster, subpar service, Terrible Experience, unhappy customer, unhelpful, unpleasant encounter, unresolved issue, unsatisfactory assistance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3524	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	5657
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

4th Movie Mania Minecraft Server

4th, 4th of july, action, blockbuster, celebration, Cinema, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, family, film, fireworks, Friends, holiday, Mania, Minecraft, Movie, movies, Patriotic, Popcorn, Server, Summer, Suspense, Thriller, Watching

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of watching boring old movies on the 4th of July? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a movie night every night! That’s right, instead of fireworks, we have explosions in the game that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our movie selection is out of this world – we have everything from zombie apocalypses to rom-coms featuring creepers and villagers. So why watch a movie when you can be IN the movie on our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

EdibleFreakOutCraft

18-20, blow up, Discord, Drama, EdibleFreakOutCraft, Edibles, Fake, Feedback, Felony.., Friends, Group Chat, invite, moral issues, Party, refusing, Ride, selfish, transparency, underage, uninvited

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1371
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, fake friends, and party shenanigans. Just like the OP, you might find yourself in a sticky situation where your ride to the party suddenly disappears because you refused to bring free edibles for everyone. But don’t worry, we have plenty of drama and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who needs free edibles when you have all this excitement?

ThumbsUpCraft

Abilities, actions, awkward, body parts, clumsy, Communication, coordination, dexterity, Expressions, Gestures, Hands, IDIOMS, intricate, Language, movements, people, phrases, Saying, Skills, THUMBS, ThumbsUpCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	5599
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

RatDevalKetMC

adolescence, Adulthood, amphetamine, Department, DEVALUATION, impairment, Kansas State University, ketamine, Neither, Psychological Sciences, RatDevalKetMC, Rats, study, Sub-Anesthetic, Tested, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to The Most Average Minecraft Server Around, PlaceMC 1.20.2 SMP

1.20.2, apply, Average, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, gameplay, Ip:, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, PlaceMC, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2575	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	244629	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

PlaceMC Overview

Version	1.20.2
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Unique Features	Custom plugins, unique structures, LGBTQ+ friendly community
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/JpkaB82UxA
Server IP	placemc.my.pebble.host (Whitelisted, join Discord to apply)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to join the Discord server to apply.
What makes PlaceMC unique?	PlaceMC has custom plugins and structures created by the community.
Is the community LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, PlaceMC prides itself on being an inclusive and welcoming community.

WagieCraft Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, capitalism, conformity, consumer culture, consumerism, Exploitation, fireworks, Labor, materialism, Minecraft, Pets, protest, protest culture, Rebellion, resistance, Server, slave job cycle, society, wage labor, wage slavery, wagie, WagieCraft, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old fireworks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wagie slave job cycle that is absolutely necessary for you to consume and simp for our pets! Who needs flashy fireworks when you can be working tirelessly for the benefit of our adorable virtual companions? Join us now for a truly unique and ridiculous gaming experience!

MullyCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Australia, bucket list, Byron Bay, comfort zone, Exploration, Hidden Gem, homebody, Hometown, local tourism, Minecraft, Mullumbimby, MullyCraft, never left, new experiences, Northern Rivers, Off the beaten path, Rural life, Server, small town, staycation, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll never want to leave (just like someone who has never left Mullumbimby). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they’ll be in for a wild ride.

We have secret underground caves filled with diamonds, but watch out for the zombie disco party that happens every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without falling off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to leave Mullumbimby when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, eerie encounter, Experience, Ghostly, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, Minecraft, Paranormal, Scary, Server, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Votes:	772
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly felt like someone was watching you? Well, on our server, that feeling is just the beginning of the fun! Join us for a chance to encounter the spookiest mobs, like zombie villagers doing the Thriller dance and skeletons wearing top hats. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary haunted mansion where the ghosts throw a never-ending party. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the creepiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!

anger, BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, counseling, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, long-term consequences, loyalty, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship problems, Revenge, second chances, Therapy, Time, trust issues

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	6725
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin!

TankBlast Minecraft Server

armour-piercing, arms deal, bilateral relations, cooperation, Defense, defense equipment, defense industry, India, international diplomacy, Manufacturing, Military, military cooperation, Minecraft, Partnership, pm modi, russia, Server, strategic alliance, tank rounds, TankBlast, technology transfer, Visit, weapons production

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure!