SaladSlayinAuntieFTW

anorexic, Apology, aunt, Birthday, body image, body positivity, body shaming, buffet, eating disorder, family gathering, overweight, relationship, Restaurant, rude comments, SaladSlayinAuntieFTW, self esteem, skinny, skinny shaming, unhealthy weight, weight comments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up frustration on virtual blocks instead of annoying family members.

Just like the OP took down their rude aunt with a single epic comeback, you can take down your enemies with epic PvP battles. Build a castle to keep out the haters, or go on a quest to find the ultimate burger and pizza combo to impress potential boyfriends (or girlfriends, we don’t judge).

But beware, just like the OP’s aunt, there may be some players who try to bring you down with their toxic comments. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss with your epic building skills and killer comebacks.

Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a pile of bones – you’re a Minecraft master!

SMP – Steve’s Minecraft Party – Minecraft SMP

Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Community, discussion, elden ring, Exploration, gameplay, grace, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Lore, Marika Edition, Minecraft, Party, patch notes, RADAGON, Secrets, smp, spreadsheets, Steves, Updates

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure in the land of Radagon, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time!

Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding chickens, making every moment in the game a hilarious surprise. And don’t forget to check out our main information document, filled with tips and tricks to conquer the world of Radagon.

Create your own character with our character planners, whether you want to be a wizard riding a unicorn or a ninja panda with laser eyes. The possibilities are endless!

Explore the interactive map and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a talking potato. Who knows what you’ll find in the lands between?

Join us now and use the group password “ergPrevious Grace” to unlock exclusive perks like a pet dragon or a magical rainbow sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that is Radagon: Marika Edition!

NoAlcohol4Sis

addiction, adulting, alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Boundaries, diabetes, emergency room visits, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, hard seltzers, health concerns, health risks, medical conditions, NoAlcohol4Sis, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Support, tough love

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

InsecureSteveMC SMP

body image, comparison, fear of judgment, imperfections, InsecureSteveMC, Insecurity, low self-esteem, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, smp, social anxiety, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

MineCrafty LOLz

advertising, amusing, brand slogan, catchy phrase, Clever, clever marketing, comedy, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorous, humorous tagline, JOKE, LAUGH, lolz, Marketing, memorable slogan, minecrafty, slogan, tagline, Witty, witty saying

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Chicago, chunk loading, cookie, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, high performance, Map, mob pathfinding, new IP, no currency, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Resets, rules, server news, smp, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in	Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Effective anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
[🚫] No features	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Server News (August 23, 2024)

Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

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CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

august 24, August 26th, August 31, August 8th, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ, Dawntrail General, Dead Sea Scrolls, Femra Friday, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, wolves den

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	128	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

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