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CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WeddingDisasterCraft Server

awkward receptions, bad wedding experiences, bridal party drama, cringeworthy vows, disastrous ceremonies, embarrassing moments, family feuds, regrettable nuptials, Server, wedding ceremony mishaps, wedding day disasters, wedding day regrets, wedding disasters, wedding fails, wedding guest horror stories, wedding horror stories, wedding mishaps, wedding nightmares, wedding planning gone wrong, wedding reception disasters, WeddingDisasterCraft, worst weddings

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where the cake tastes like cardboard and the DJ only plays the Macarena on repeat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the wedding woes! Join us for a wild ride where weddings are anything but traditional. Witness llamas walking down the aisle instead of bridesmaids, watch as the groom accidentally sets the cake on fire with a misplaced fireball, and don’t be surprised if the priest turns out to be a zombie villager in disguise. Say “I do” to the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen on our server!

TrumpCraft: Epstein Files & Russian Ties

AMERICANS, collusion, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, Files, Government, investigation, mainstream media, Media, News, Politics, Presidency, reddit, Russian, Russian diplomats, scandal, scandalous, TIES, trump, Trumpcraft, truth-seeking

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magic Items Found:	6005	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secret connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russian diplomats in our virtual world. Who knew building blocks could lead to such scandalous revelations?

Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for juicy gossip and conspiracy theories here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the craziest mysteries Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CraftyPhilippines Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Commitment, CraftyPhilippines, defense pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Ironclad, military partnership, military presence, Minecraft, mutual defense treaty, Pacific region, Philippines, reaffirms, regional stability, security alliance, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

join the most EPIC minecraft server ever cuz we got diamond armor for days and a village full of villagers who will trade you anything for emeralds. we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle in the sky. come join us and be part of the most LIT minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT AF.

ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia

ChasmCraft, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European backers, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, optimism, Optimistic, poll, Profound chasm, public opinion, russia, Support, survey results, ukrainians, war efforts, winning war

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Votes:	4776	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2222	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CaveCraft51K

Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art history, artistic expression, cave art, CaveCraft51K, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, discovery, early humans, figurative, historical artifacts, History, Indonesia, narrative scene, oldest, Painting, paleolithic era, prehistoric, rock art

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	78	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

yo, imagine joining a Minecraft server where you can travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cavemen were painting on walls like it was nobody’s business. this server is like a time machine, but instead of going to the future, you’re going wayyy back to witness some epic prehistoric shenanigans.

we got caves filled with ancient paintings that will blow your mind. you can explore and discover the secrets of our prehistoric ancestors while dodging dinosaurs and trying not to get eaten. it’s like Jurassic Park meets the Flintstones, but in Minecraft form.

join our server for a wild ride through history, where you can befriend a woolly mammoth, ride a sabertooth tiger, and maybe even invent fire (okay, maybe not that last one). don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate throwback adventure. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back to the stone age and have a blast!

Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!