ViceCraft SMP

craving, Weakness, secret indulgence, sinful pleasure, personal vice

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!

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Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

jerking off, Minecraft, Jerk, unhealthy habit, intervention

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

smp, stereotype, nicotine, unhealthy habit, smoking

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

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UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

unhealthy habit, smp, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy choices, harmful habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

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ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

detrimental attribute, Server, self-destructive behavior, Minecraft, toxic traits in a person

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

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SpicyCraft: Masochist Edition

spicy cravings, gastronomic pleasure, masochist, culinary satisfaction, SpicyCraft

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur diamonds into pizza slices!! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server, so come join da fun and let’s make some memories together!! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire?? yea, u heard me right, rainbow fire!! so what are u waiting for?? come join da madness now!!! 🌈🔥🍕🐉 #bestserverever

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PolyCraft: Gut Microbiota Edition

microbiota diversity, homogeneity, Women’s Health, metabolism, Microbiome

Yo, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da craziest research on Polycystic ovary syndrome, bro! Our gut microbiota be poppin’ off with homogeneity and phylogenetic diversity like you never seen before! Like, our cows in the game be producing rainbow milk, man! And our chickens layin’ golden eggs, no cap! Join now and be part of dis wild adventure, fam!

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Akoot&Co – Where We Promote Mediocre Building Skills and Host Events Just for Fun! No Map Resets, Just Chaos!

Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our server is the ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience. Join us and explore a semi-vanilla world with quality-of-life enhancements.

Features

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock Support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes	No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles	Personalize your rank and title
Text Formatting	Includes gradients
Brewery	Enhances gameplay without being game-breaking
Big Boy Ram and Processor	Minimal lag

Join us Now!

No application required. Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes?

Yes, you can set up unlimited homes on the server.

Do you offer timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we have a system for timed ranks and custom titles for players.

What is the Discord server for?

Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easier communication and community interactions.

Do you support Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.

GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

The Birth of Kitaro, folklore, Minecraft, Yokai monsters, Japanese folklore

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

plant medicine, psychoactive, Server, Intensity, legal highs

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

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