unhealthy guilty pleasure Minecraft Servers

unhealthy guilty pleasure Minecraft Servers

  • CheatDayCraft

    CheatDayCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7621
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love indulging in unhealthy food like a block of butter or a jar of mayonnaise? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! We believe in living life on the edge and that includes our food choices. Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and questionable snack decisions. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for deep-fried cobblestone or raw porkchop smoothies. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SoberCraft

    SoberCraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6748
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

    Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

    So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny Human Craft

    Tiny Human Craft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4995
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

    Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

    So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Meth Madness

    Crafting Meth Madness
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5952
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1711 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2TMC

    2TMC
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2969
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Villages Defended: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name 2TMC
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Age Requirement 21+
    Location NA-based, open to players worldwide
    Discord Required with mic for voice chat

    Overview:

    Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

    Data Packs on the Server:

    • anti enderman grief
    • afk messages
    • better item frames
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Fabric Mods on the Server:

    • armor poser
    • audioplayer
    • clumps
    • … (full list provided in text)

    Server Rules:

    1. Be Respectful
    2. No griefing, stealing, or cheating
    3. Non-Destructive Pranks allowed
    4. … (full list provided in text)

    Interested in Joining?

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

    Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

    A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

    Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

    A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

    Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

    A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

    Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

    A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

    Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Items Found: 5654
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 580 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

    WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5831
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 858
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

    So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

    MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1219
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crops Grown: 2943
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

    Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

    Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

    SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1577
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineFitCraft

    MineFitCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4405
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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