🔥unhealthy foods Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8382
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

childhood obesity, children, diet, emotional eating, family dynamics, food choices, Fun, HangryCraft, Healthy Eating, long-term effects, mental health, nutrition, Nutritious, parental influence, parents, PRESSURE, relationship with food, research, stress, Stress Management, study, turns, unhealthy foods, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

HangryCraft

asking before cooking, Communication, Cooking, Etiquette, Experiment, family traditions, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, hungry partner, making food, making meals, meal preparation, meal sharing, misunderstanding, Moving, pasta, Pomodoro sauce, relationship, sharing, Tofu

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	164
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this tofu-loving couple. Will you remember to ask your fellow players if they want a portion of your virtual BBQ tofu before you start cooking? Or will you risk the wrath of hungry gamers who demand their fair share of the Pomodoro sauce?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of making meals twice in a day without saving any for your partner, just like a true Minecraft masterchef. And remember, in our world, it’s normal to ask before you start crafting that next meal – unless you want to face the consequences of hangry players!

So come on over and join our server for a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about sharing and caring in the world of Minecraft – or you might end up in a virtual food fight that will go down in server history!

NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness

Asian Markets, Bear, bear market, economic indicators, Economy, financial crisis, financial news, global economy, Investments, Japan, madness, market, market analysis, market correction, market trends, market volatility, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, Stock Rout, Trading

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol u kno wat u need when u sad about stocks? MINECRAFT SERVER. come join us and forget all ur worries about bear markets and stuff. we got creepers blowin up ur problems, zombies eatin ur financial stress, and skeletons shootin ur worries away.

our server is like a magical place where u can build ur dream house out of virtual blocks and pretend like u rich in a world where diamonds are more valuable than stocks.

join us and u will never have to worry about ur portfolio again, cuz u will be too busy mining for gold and fighting off dragons. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends who will have ur back even when ur stocks are down.

so come on, forget about japan’s stock rout and enter a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds u can find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CityLifeCraft

Adventure, city life, CityLifeCraft, closed-mindedness, comfort zone, culture, Diversity, expanding horizons, Experience, Exploration, familiarity, fear of change, fear of the unknown, Neighborhood, new experiences, personal growth, Routine, small town mentality, stepping outside, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Enchantments Applied:	136
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the mundane life of being stuck in your boring city or neighborhood. on our server, you can explore endless lands, build epic castles, and even ride unicorns into battle.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?

Souls, Mods, and Whitelists, Oh My! Welcome to Soulmc!

24/7, banned, bug free, bugs, Cheaters, Community, developers, Dupes, Fun, java script, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new players, Plugins, recruiter, Server, SoulMC, Souls, unfair advantages, Welcoming, Whitelist, Whitelists, Wholesome

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Soulmc <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stylisch/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview

Server Name	Soulmc Minecraft Server
Established	2023
Developers	6+
Custom Plugins	Yes

Why Choose Us?

We offer a bug-free and fair gaming experience with experienced developers and a welcoming community.

How to Join?

Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

Strict Rules

1. No Cheaters
2. No Griefers
3. Do not ruin other players’ experience

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted.

Q: Are there any strict rules on the server?

A: Yes, cheating, griefing, and ruining other players’ experience are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any bugs or unfair advantages on the server?

A: Our experienced developers ensure that there are no bugs or unfair advantages on our server.

FrenchFury Minecraft Server

Anglo, Behavior, comparison, cucks, Cultural differences, culture, Differences, emasculation, Fly, French, FrenchFury, Masculinity, Minecraft, Nationalities, Perception, pride, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Weak

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	236
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

discussion, E-Celebs, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, ptsd, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBY Thread, RWBYTrashPTSD2807, Scarletverse Thread, Ships, smp, spam posts, Trash General, viz media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

aita, another store, autism, breakfast foods, CEREAL, cheaper deals, Cheese, DinnerFoodDrama, family conflict, food shopping, Fruit, grocery shopping, Guava, individual shopping, meat, mind reading powers, Minecraft, neurotypical, not buying dinner food, oat milk, online shopping, ran out, Server, sister, stock up, texted mom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	753	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4962
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CityScapeMinecraftSMP

bad reputation, BIAS, city, CityScapeMinecraftSMP, criticism, image, judgement, misconceptions, misconstrued, misjudged, misunderstood, NEGATIVE, Opinions, Perception, public perception, reputation, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, unfairness, unjust, US city, wrongly judged

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	273
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.