unhealthy food choices Minecraft Servers

unhealthy food choices Minecraft Servers

  • FoodieFailsMC

    FoodieFailsMC
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5501
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Votes: 7363 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

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    Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

    Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

    So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 343
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4127 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5916
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7224
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Potions Brewed: 183 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    New Chunks Explored: 878089 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8330
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 715 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Towns Built: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 7402
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5997
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Players Killed by Monsters: 7859
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6371
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6012
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3412
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Animals Bred: 72
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

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    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7109
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 9985 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Chimeras Created: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 1376 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Emeralds Found: 3756
    Star Shards Collected: 60 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

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