Join our server and you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers, a pet zombie that does your homework for you, and a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and the dankest memes.
And don’t even get me started on the food, man. We got carrots that make you run faster than Usain Bolt, potatoes that give you super strength, and cake that makes you invincible. It’s like a buffet of epicness, but with pixelated pixels instead of real food.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is even better. Let’s do this, gamers!
Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).
So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!
Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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| Server IP | 64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5) |
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| Description | Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay. |
| Additional Information | Rules & additional information can be found on our discord: https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN |
A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.
A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.
A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.
But that’s not all, we also harness the energy of lunar eclipses to boost our gameplay, consult horoscopes to determine our mining strategy, and spread good karma by helping fellow players. Just be warned, if you don’t believe in the power of positivity and manifesting, our founder might unleash her wrath upon you – she’s like a spiritual warrior princess!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the universe has our back and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry angels). See you in-game, and may the good energy be with you!
Do you want to build your own virtual agency in Minecraft? Do you dream of managing a team of virtual idols while fending off creepers and zombies? Then this is the SMP for you!
Imagine a world where former corpo talents roam free, creating their own identities and forming alliances with other players. It’s like a virtual idol agency meets Survivor, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane journey through the world of vtubers and mascots. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual superstar in our crazy Minecraft universe!