unhealthy choices Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnackCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Votes:	7730

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2974	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyHealthHazards

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	42262
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

UnhealthyAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, bad habits, comfort food, cravings, guilty indulgence, guilty pleasures, indulgence, lack of self-control, Minecraft, reluctance to change, SELF AWARENESS, self-destructive behavior, self-discipline, smp, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy attachment, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, UnhealthyAddict, vice

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you addicted to the rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and battling skeletons in Minecraft? Do you find yourself staying up way past your bedtime just to finish building that epic castle? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama drama.

BlockBustersMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Animals Bred:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.

Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Buildings Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	7898
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

FoodieFailsMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1931	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

KidneyCraft

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, can’t stop drinking, Chronic illness, excessive drinking, harmful habits, health issues, kidney damage, kidney pain, kidney problems, KidneyCraft, medical concerns, my kidneys hurt, organ pain, physical pain, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, unhealthy choices

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your kidneys hurt from all the excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard that your kidneys will be begging for mercy! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and a community of players who are all just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your kidneys may never forgive you if you don’t join our server today!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Dragon Eggs Found:	6847
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	2027
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	5108	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	2593
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	203	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Farms Harvested:	626
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4642	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

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